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Θέμα: Bill in Brussels



(nil): Theodore Abazis (ta(@)cedefop.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 18 Φεβ 1998 - 18:10:44 EET

 Bill Gates phoning the Brussels Police:

P- "Brussels police department, how may I assist you?"
B- "Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."
P- "Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"
B- "No"
P- "Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"
B- "Bill Gates"
P- "Country?"
B- "The USA"
P- "Native language?"
B- "English"
P- "Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the
face with a pie?"
B- "Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One
person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."
P- "We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with
a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?"
B- "Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any
custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie."
P- "Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"
B- "Yes"
P- "Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"
B- "No"
P- "Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past
month?"
B- "Yes"
P- "Any pies then?"
B- "No"
P- "Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come
in again. I'll wait."
B- "Just a minute.." <several minutes pass> "Okay, I'm back."
P- "Did you get hit by another pie?"
B- "Of course not"
P- "Well sir, I don't know what could have caused the first pie, but it
looks like things are working fine now. I'll make a note of the problem,
though. If it happens again, please note the exact details of the
situation and call us again. Thank you for calling the Brussels Police
Department.
 
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