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: Sexy parrot



(nil): Michalis Pateromichelakis (mikepatt(@)otenet.gr)
: 21 1998 - 15:27:36 EET

A farmer and his wife are given the gift of a parrot from a
relative. The Parrot, being a male, sneaks out and screws the
next door neighbors turkeys and rushes back home, but not
before being caught in the act.

The next door neighbors knock on the door and explain what
the Parrot has been doing. The owners of the parrot reprimand
him and tell him if he doesn't stop it he's going to shave
the parrots head.

That night the Parrot, overcome with desire, sneaks out and
screws his neighbors turkeys again. The next morning the
owner ties the bird down and proceeds to shave his head.

The following morning is the Farmers daughters wedding, and
in order to please the relative that gave them the parrot, they sit
the parrot on a piano and tell him for his punishment he has to
greet all the guests and tell them where to sit in the church.

The parrot is doing fine. "Grooms side to the left and Brides
side to the right". Until two bald guys walk in and he says,
"And you two Turkey fuckers up on the piano with me!!!"

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