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Θέμα: Giati anamasate ta idia 8emata..?



(nil): Johnnie Georgopoulos (KAROTOS(@)KRONOS.CHEMENG.UPATRAS.GR)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 23 Φεβ 1998 - 17:05:01 EET

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*************** part #1 Sxolio (akolou8ei anekdoto **************

  Sto katw katw tou mail pou 8a parete exei mia mikrh dieu8unsh sto web.
Exei kanei pote kapoios apo esas ton kopo na mbei sth selida ths
jokes-list kai na diabesei to disclaimer?
  Eutuxws h dustuxws h lista auth DEN logokrinetai kai opoiosdhpote
mborei na steilei otidhpote autos nomizei oti einai asteio (e3allou to
humor einai upokeimeniko) me skopo na to diabasoun oi xrhstes ths
listas. Oi teleutaioi pali exoun to dikaiwma tou unsubscribe (tou opoiou
h diadikasia perigrafetai analytika sth selida ths listas).

  Ean kapoios prosbaletai apo mail pou esteile kapoios allos xrhsths
mborei:
1. na bgei apo th lista
2. na to suzhthsei proswpika me ton apostolea
3. na kapsei ton upologisth tou
4. na to 8esei ws 8ema sth boulh
5. na paei ston A. Mikroutsiko
6. na paei 15hmerh ekdromh sth hawaii gia na hremhsei
7. den exei allo (sterepsa!!_)
8. .... (kai h apodei3h tou prohgoumenou)

den mborei:
1. na mas ta prhzei
2. na ta prhzei tou Akh
3. ...egw pantws den 8elw na exw sxesh. (oxi bia paidia!!!!)

  Elpizw na mhn prosblh8hte an sas (esas pou to kanete 8ema) apeu8unw to
parakatw:

- Ena disekatomurio myges auth th stigmh ana ton kosmo den mborei na
kanoun la8os.... EAT SHIT!!!

sorry for the offence alla htan h monh eukairia na pw to anekdoto me
kapoia aformh ths prokophs.

..kai ena kalo

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  Htan o Papadopoulos ( o xountikos ) sth fulakh, kai erxetai o frouros
kai tou leei oti exei episkepthrio. Paei o Papadopoulos sto episkepthrio
,blepei enan nearo o opoios molis to antikryzei ormaei epanw tou kai ton
sapizei sto 3ylo fwnazontas "POUSTH, SKWTOSES TON ADERFO MOU!!!.
Meta apo 2 bdomades sto nosokomio epanerxetai kanonika sto keli tou.
Erxetai o fylakas thn allh mera kai tou leei:
- einai enas nearos kai 8elei na sas dei.
- den 8elw na dw kanenan
- ma fainetai kalo paidi ,kalontymeno.. oxi san ton allo.
- kala afhste ton na perasei.
Mbainei mesa enas kurios,
-eiste o PApadopoulos?
-malista
- o idios o Papadopoulos?
- nai...
- Pousth me 8umasai, pou hmoun sto tank mesa kai me anakgases na ri3w
thn pulh ,exw typseis mia zwh ,8a se sfa3w!!!!
..meta apo 1 mhna sto nosokomio epanerxetai sto keli tou.
-kurie Papadopoule exete episkepthrio...
- na tous peis na fygoun, oxi allo 3ulo.
-ma einai mia akakh giagioula.. den 8a sas peira3ei kale..
Skeftetai o papadopoulos ti na mou kanei h grioula.. as thn afhsw na
perasei na dw ti 8elei , mborei na mou exei ftia3ei kai kana keik..!!
- eiste o kurios Papadopoulos??
- o idios
- sigoura o Papadopoulos paidi mou? Mhn kanw la8os.
- oxi oxi giagiaka, egw eimai
bgazei kai auth thn magoura kai to kanei touloumi sto 3ulo
-Esy ebales na deiroun to gio mou bre ka8arma, 8a pe8aneis twra pou se
brhka!!!
...meta apo ligo kairo sto nosokomio kai 3ana sth fylakh,
- Kurie Papadopoule exete episkepseis pali (gelwntas), ma bghte katw apo
to krebati mh fobaste, ena mikro koritsaki einai pou 8elei na sas
gnwrisei.
- na fugei twra, den bgainw
- ma elate twra ti na 3erei to koritsaki gia th xounta, apla na sas dei
8elei.
- ..xm... ehh...kala, 3erw kai gw.... pes ths na er8ei.
Mbainei ena mikro koritsaki mesa,
- Eisai o Papadopoulos kurios??
- Nai koritsaki mou.
- O idios o Papadopoulos..???
- Nai paidi mou , ti 8eleis apo emena..??
(SLAM) tou dinei mia sfaliara,
- MBISKOTA EINAI AUTA POU FTIAXNEIS????!!!!!!

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*Johnnie Georgopoulos*

E-Mail: karotos(@)kronos.chemeng.upatras.gr
Phone: +30 61 992359 (room 2A)

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