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Θέμα: Exams



(nil): Savvas Adamos (savvas(@)kronos.chemeng.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 26 Φεβ 1998 - 22:05:44 EET

    UNIVERSAL GRADE CHANGE FORM
University: ______________________
To: Professor____________________
From:___________________________
I think my grade in your course,___________________, should
be changed from ______ to _______ for the following reasons:
__1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade
than I did.
__2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade
than I did.
__3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I
won't get into:
    ______Medical School ______Graduate School
    ______Dental School ______My Fraternity/Sorority
    ______The Mickey Mouse Club ______Tri County Tech
__4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in:
   _______________.
__5. I'll lose my scholarship.
__6. I'm on a varsity sports team and my tutor couldn't find
a copy of your exam.
__7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used
did not cover the material asked for on the exam.
__8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted
every little fact.
__9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams
asked about general principles.
__10. You are prejudiced against:
    ____Males
    ____Jews
    ____Blacks
    ____Females
    ____Catholics
    ____Whites
    ____Protestants
    ____Moslems
    ____Minorities
    ____Chicanos
    ____People
    ____Students
__11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or
at least cut my allowance.
__12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the
following illness:
    ____mono
    ____broken baby finger
    ____acute alcoholism
    ____pregnancy
    ____VD
    ____fatherhood
__13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly
how you wanted that done.
__14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull.
__15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade.
__16. The lectures were:
    ____too detailed to pick out important points
    ____not explained in sufficient detail
    ____too boring
    ____all jokes and not enough material
    ____all of the above
__17. This course was:
    ____too early, I was not awake.
    ____at lunchtime, I was hungry
    ____too late, I was tired
__18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book,
notes, paper) for this course.

__19. Other__________________________________

Savvas

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