(nil): Sofia Anagnostopoulou (sofia(@)eexi.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 04 Μάρ 1998 - 00:47:10 EET
Isos einai palio, alla den to eixa ksanadei mexri shmera pou
to estile o Mixalhs. Enjoy..
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I am tired = I am bored, I want to go home and call Mr. no 2.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not
going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look
that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a
deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex
with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress
and let's go home!
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