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Θέμα: For unix users



(nil): Markos Theologitis (ch93043(@)central.ntua.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 05 Μάρ 1998 - 00:15:59 EET

| Some humorous things to do to a UNIX system:
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| >From the csh (c shell):
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| % make love
| Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
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| % got a light?
| No match.
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| % sleep with me
| bad character
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| % man: Why did you get a divorce?
| man:: Too many arguments.
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| % rm God
| rm: God nonexistent
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| % make sense
| Make: Don't know how to make sense. Stop.
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| % make bottle.open
| Make: Don't know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
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| % \(-
| (-: Command not found.
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| % rm -i God
| rm: remove God? y
| % ls God
| God not found
| % make light
| Make: Don't know how to make light. Stop.
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| % date me
| You are not superuser: date not set
| Thu Aug 25 15:52:30 PDT 1988
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| % man rear
| No manual entry for rear.
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| % If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
| Too many )'s.
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| % * How would you describe George Bush
| *: Ambiguous.
|
| % %Vice-President
| %Vice-President: No such job.
|
| % ls Meese-Ethics
| Meese-Ethics not found
|
| % "How would you rate Reagan's senility?
| Unmatched ".
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| % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
| Missing ].
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| % ^How did the^sex change operation go?
| Modifier failed.
|
| % cp /dev/null sex;chmod 000 sex
| % more sex
| sex: Permission denied
| % mv sex show
| % strip show
| strip: show: Permission denied
|
| % who is my match?
| No match.
|
| % set i=3D"Democratic_Platform";mkdir $i;chmod 000 $i;ls $i
| Democratic_Platform unreadable
|
| % awk "Polly, the ship is sinking"
| awk: syntax error near line 1
| awk: bailing out near line
|
| % %blow
| %blow: No such job.
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| % 'thou shalt not commit adultery'
| thou shalt not commit adultery: Command not found.
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| And from the bourne shell (sh):
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| $ drink < bottle;opener
| bottle: cannot open
| opener: not found
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| $ test my argument
| test: too many arguments
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| $ "Amelia Earhart"
| Amelia Earhart: not found
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| $ PATH=3Dpretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
| no sense in pretending!
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| $ man -kisses dog
| dog: nothing appropriate
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| $ mkdir "Yellow Pages";fiYellow Pages
| $ mkdir matter;cat > matter
| matter: cannot create
|
| $ lost
| lost: not found
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| $ found
| found: not found
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| $ i=3DHoffa ;>$i ;$i ;rm $i ;rm $i
| Hoffa: cannot execute
| rm: Hoffa nonexistent
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| % strip bra
| bra: Cannot open
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| $ cat "door: paws too slippery"
| can't open door: paws too slippery
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| $ cat food_in_tin_cans
| cat: can't open food_in_tin_cans

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