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Θέμα: Give me a little squeeze...



(nil): Nick the Greek (me(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 13 Μάρ 1998 - 18:14:41 EET

Paw re paidia pou lete x0es na dwsw aima... exw dwsei polles
fores kai toxw suni0isei kai to diaskedazw xronia twra...

X0es omws paraligo na me petagane eksw... den eftaiga omws
egw, akouste fash...

Perimenw sthn oura kana misawro, asto dialo elega, me exoune
sthsei edw pera oi katsikes, telika mpainw mesa, mou dinoun
ena erwthmatologio me tis pio geloies erwthseis opws panta,
to sumplhrwnw, kai paw se mia kota kai ka0omai na mou kanei
anakrish... Mou leei exeis bgei eksw apo tis USA ta teleutaia
3 xronia? Exw mwrh ths lew, pou mou leei, Ellada ths lew, a,
leei, katse na dw an exei h Ellada malaria... Malaria exei
h toualetta sou mwrh xamoura ths lew, akou malaria sthn
Ellada... Psaxnei pou lete, entaksei mou leei, kai meta me
rwtaei an eixa pote karkino, hpatitida, fumatiwsh, kitrino
pureto, ta matia tou glarou.... oxi mwrh ths lew, abitaminwsh
apo eleipsh taco exw pa0ei kana dyo fores, alla auto den to
0ewrhse sobaro...

Oles autes tis erwthseis tis hksera giati
mou tis kanoun ka0e fora oi geloies, alla panta tous kanw
ligh plakitsa, giati lew mesa mou, e, ti 0a mou kanoun, den
mou kanoun tipota, tous aresei to aima mou, tsampa einai,
0a to paroun 0eloun den 0eloun...

Edw pou ta leme kai gia na
kanw kai mia sobarh paren0esh, to sunistw se olous, einai
kalo giati olo kai kapoios kakomoirhs 0a to xreiazetai kai
opws kserete eimaste polu makria apo to na ftiaxnoume aima
texnita se ergasthria, ase pou einai kalo kai gia mas tous
idious giati anagkazoume ton organismo na to anaparagei kai
etsi ton bazoume na kanei kai ligh douleia o tempelhs...

Loipon, meta mou arxise tis alles erwthseis, tis upoptes...
Eixes pote aids, me rwthse? Exeis pote kanei sex me antra? Eixes
pote parei human growth hormon? Exeis pote sex me gunaika epi
plhrwmh? Eixes pote parei lefta se antallagh sex? E, san malakas
kai egw ths elega oxi, oxi, oxi, koufala lew mesa mou se mia stigmh,
prepei na sou kanw mia plakitsa, den mporei... kai tote pou lete
mou skaei thn erwthsh: Exeis pote kanei sex with a prostitute?
NAI, ths lew, exw paei me polles amerikanes!!! Shkwnei to kefali
ths kai mou rixnei th matia-akontio, alla egw hdh gelaga, opote
to katalabe oti ekana plaka...

Pou lete me ta polla, mou trypaei to auti, mou pairnei ligo aima
na dei an exei sidero, eixe, mou pairnei 0ermokrasia kai piesh,
me briskei swo kai ablabh(to mualo ths kai mia lira) kai mou leei
peraste sto idiaitero mas meros onomati "The Karakolis Bed" na
sas armeksoume ligo aimataki... Arazw egw, kai erxetai mia allh
gkamila kai me paralambanei... pws profereis to epwnumo sou,
me rwtaei, asta auta mwrh xamoura ths lew, lege me nick na
hsuxasoume... re paidia, afou kai na ths to pw den mporoun na
to poun meta... me lene GKAVRIELATOS (me GK kai tonos sto E), giati
oute to gamma mporoun na poun, oute na tonisoun kala oi elafromualoi...

Mou leei loipon h etsi, pes mou to social security number sou,
giati mwrh ths lew, afou to exeis grammeno ekei mprosta sou, pesto mou
leei na dw an ontws eisai esu... sobaro quiz skeftomai mesamou...
Na se fername mwrh edw sth Hellas na deis kana quiz na sou fugei
h kaltsodeta... Pantws htan wraia h nea auth gkamila, ligo pshlh
bebaia, alla orizontiws & plagiastws to upsos den exei kammia shmasia...
:-)
(auto to teleutaio to kataxwrw kai aitoumai anagnwrish 0ewrhmatos
(me thn onomasia "To orizontio 0ewrhma")

Pou lete mou xwnei th belona sth fleba, kai arxizei to aima mou
na loufazei sth plastikh sakkoula... mou bazei kai ena plastiko
xerouli sto xeri kai mou petaei th frash-fwtia pou paraligo na
ferei seismo ekei mesa kai paraligo na me petagan eksw:

GIVE ME A LITTLE SQUEEZE EVERY 30 SECONDS!!!

Nikos Gavrielatos
To Sixameno Plasma
gavriel(@)socrates.umd.edu

P.S. Ma oxi peste mou, eftaiga egw??? :-)

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