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Θέμα: Apokalipsi + Bill Gates



(nil): Akis Karnouskos (akis(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 17 Μάρ 1998 - 16:19:22 EET

Eerie news about Bill Gates & Microsoft. You've got to read this and try
it out; and then tell me what you think!

Since we're all using MICROSOFT products here, I thought I'd just let you
know these facts... Do you know that Bill gates' REAL name is William Henry
Gates III? Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III) where "III" means the
order of third (3rd). So, what's so eerie about this name?

OK, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in
ASCII code (American standard code for information interchange) and then
ADD up all the numbers...you will get 666, which is the number of the
beast!!!
  B 66
  I 73
  L 76
  L 76
  G 71
  A 65
  T 84
  E 69
  S 83
  I 1
  I 1
  I 1__
             666 !!!! THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL........

Coincidence, - Maybe, but take WINDOWS 95 and do the SAME procedure and you
will get 666 too !!! And the same goes for MS-DOS 6.31!!! Are you sure
this is not a Coincidence? You decide....

MS-DOS 6.21 ** 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 666
WINDOWS 95 ** 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1666

Okay now for the good part!!!!!!

For those of you who still have the OLD Excel 95 (not office 97) try this
out:

  1. Open a new file.
  2. Scroll down until you see row 95.
  3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row
  4. Press tab, to move to the second column.
  5. Now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about Microsoft Excel
  6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button
     simultaneously.
  7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE : THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS.
     This is really eerie okay...it has a doom style format and you can
     walk all around the hall (use your arrow keys)...and on the sides of
     the walls are the names of the tortured souls....
  8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL
     AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA.
     This will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk
     through the passage and DO NOT fall off (this is the hard part!),
     when you get to the end, you will see something really, really
     eerie....

At this point of time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified
that it is a real eye opener. It could be a joke by MS programmers or is
it?...... Wouldn't be surprise if Bill Gates was "The Antichrist", after
all it was already foretold in the Bible that someone powerful would rise
up and lead the world to destruction. And Bill Gates definitely have that
kind of power in his hands. More than 80% of the world's computers run on
Windows and DOS (including those at Pentagon!) If all his products have
some kind of small program embedded (like this Hall of Tortured Souls) that
can give him control, setting off nuclear arsenals, creating havoc in
security systems, financial systems all over the world, etc...... All from
his headquarters isn't a far of reality! Just using Internet. Explorer may
just allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit by bit each
time you log on. Perhaps the end times are near and this is just a tip of
the iceberg!?

Quote from the Bible
"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave,
to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one
could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or
the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let
him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number
is 666."..............Revelation 13:16-18.

See...... It is something for you to think about....if the Bible, in the
Book of Revelation says that without the sign of the beast one would not be
able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc..... then....My question
to you know is this...Is Internet now a necessity in doing business? The
Internet also bears the sign..... Note that the Internet is also commonly
known as the World Wide Web or WWW..... One other way we write W is V/
(VI) so:

W W W VI VI VI 6 6 6

This gives me something to ponder upon ... Isn't everything going towards
the Internet? (i.e., buying/selling goods, business transactions) Isn't
Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it comes to software
technology? And now, The Internet?

Revelation also says that the mark of the beast will be carried on one's
Hand and one's forehead.....If the Internet would indeed be the sign of the
beast aren't we all starting to carry it on our hands and foreheads???
 Screens (forehead) and make use of the mouse (hand)???
Are things finally falling into place or are we just letting our
imagination run??? Remember, the devil came to cheat, steal, and to
destroy ...so be VIGILANT about Bill Gates and Microsoft.

"To agree or to not agree with the WWW or the Beast", is not the question.
 What if the WWW is the 666? Or Bill Gates the Beast? What will you do??
 Cancel subscriptions to the Internet? Resign from Microsoft? Set out a
campaign against Bill Gates in the Internet? Shut down all Windows 95
forever? It will not do you any good ...think about all this and pray,
pray really hard, or else ....Never Stop Believing...

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