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Θέμα: VIRUS WARNING YAWNING



(nil): Spyridon S. Zengos (zeng26(@)eexi.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 17 Μάρ 1998 - 21:31:05 EET

Ελαβα κι εγώ προ καιρού ένα γράμμα ανησυχητικό με ειδοποίηση για επικινδυνο ιό , όπως περιγράφεται πιο κάτω.
Πότε θα βρούνε και κανα χρήσιμο ιό, να κάνη και καμιά δουλειά του σπιτιού, να πηγαίνει για ψώνια στο σούπερ μάρκετ, να βάζει μπουγάδα...
Ολο ιούς αηδίες μηχανεύονται, τα βλήματα...
Τέλος πάντων, ούτε καθαρίστρια της προκοπής δεν βρίσκω πια, όλες απελευθερωθήκανε φαντάζομαι.
ιδού τα ία των ιών (χάσμηση):
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This just in : NEW VIRUS WARNING
If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.
It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrate your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk
curdles . It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards,
reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use
subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will give
your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix antifreeze into
your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its dirty socks on
the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car
keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that
you hear only static while stuck in traffic. Badtimes will make you fall in
love with a hardened pedophile. It will give you nightmares about circus
midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with
Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and
billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will seduce your
grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is the power of
Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold
most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the
toilet seat up and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a
full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your
mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is
insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also
a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs. Be very,
very afraid.

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