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Θέμα: Jesus Christ



(nil): Nick the Greek (me(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 18 Μάρ 1998 - 14:13:45 EET

Den 3erw pios pistevei kai pios den pistevei. Alla 0a sas dwsw ena logiko.
O Xristos htan ena apo tris tupous.
H htan malakas, h trelos, h Yios tou 0eou.

Prwton, o Xristos kuru3e oti htan Yios 0eou. Ara loipon afto shmainei oti h
htan Yios 0eou h den htan.

An den htan Yios 0eou, tote mporw na pw oti htan malakas. Giati?
Aplo!

Prwton, mas eipai psemata. Afou mas elege mhn lete psemata mhn krineis...
ktl.
kai omws aftos mas eipai psemata. Ara loipon htan kai ypokriths. Kai
telika pe0ane sto stavro (to pio asxhmo 0anatos pou mporei na skefth o
an0ropos). Giati na pe0anei sto stavro afou h3ere den htan Yios 0eou?
Ara loipon htan malakas!

Osoi rwtane "Kai an nomize oti htan Yios 0eou, alla pragmati den htan?"
Tote sas lew oti htan trelos. Pws mporei na mas leei oti htan Yios 0eou kai
pragmati den htan. Pou thn vrike thn trela na nomizei oti htan Yios tou
0eou? Tote htan kai malakas, kai trelos!

Afto pou sas lew egw, einai oti o Xristos htan pragmati Yios 0eou!
Pws einai dhnaton na kanei tosa 0aumata! Afou kai oi apisth totes to
paradexwntousan oti hlikrina ekane kai polla 0aumata!

Osoi nomizete oti htan malakas kai trelos, prosexete!
Giati an pragmati htan Yios 0eou, ta'xete mple3ei!

Giati o Xristos polh tapeino0eke na er0ei ston kosmo na mas swsei!
Kai an den mporoume na to paradextoume, tote dikaioumaste ws enoxoi!

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