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Θέμα: Avekdoto <sokiv> poinma tou Barvaln



(nil): Nick the Greek (me(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 20 Μάρ 1998 - 16:12:31 EET

From: Papaleonardos <cpapaleo(@)MAGNUS.ACS.OHIO-STATE.EDU>
Subject: Avekdoto <sokiv> poinma tou Barvaln

Apoye, paidia tns Hellas, exw tnv timn va sas parousiasw eva avekdoto poinma
tou Kwsta Barvaln. To poinma auto graftnke to kalokairi tou '74 stnv Aigiva,
ligous mnves priv pe0avei, to Dekembrn tou 1974.

O Barvalns eixe palna sxesn me tnv Aigiva. Tn dekaetia tou '20 emeive kamposo
kairo ekei. Ekei egraye to prwtoporiako tou ergo "To Fws Pou Kaiei". Ekei
empveustnke kai egraye polla alla poinmata, opws tn "Barka tou Avtrikou" [n
Kateriva, n Zwn, t'Avtigovaki, n Znvobia -- oloi autoi ntav fusika proswpa~ tn
Znvobia tnv prolaba kai 'gw, pe0ave priv 6-7 xrovia. Tnv epoxn ekeivn o
Barvalns ekave polu parea me tov pappou mou, ta eixav ftia3ei me duo adelfes,
kai polles fores epairvav tn vuxta tn barka tou kampourn Avtrea gia bolta pros
tn Movn, eva vnsaki apevavti ap'tnv Aigiva...]. Telos pavtwv, makrugorw.

O Barvalns loipov eixe palies filies ftia3ei stnv Aigiva. Mia ap'autes ntav me
tov Niko Zwgrafo, epifavn dnmokratn tou vnsiou kai suxva politeutn se
dnmotikes ekloges~ to 1975 exase tn dnmarxia gia 6 movo ynfous. O Zwgrafos
ntave kai soi mas, n mntera tou me tn mntera tou Pappou mou ntav 3adelfes ('n
kapws etsi). To kalokairi tou '74 loipov eixe er0ei o Barvalns stnv Aigiva,
kai bre0nke me tov Zwgrafo sto kafeveio. Htave mazi tous kai merikoi alloi.
Kapoios tou leei tou Barvaln, "graye kava poinma". O Barvalns leei loipov, "0a
grayw eva gia to filo mou to Niko." Kai ekei s'eva xartaki egraye to parakatw
poinma pou to xarnse sto Niko Zwgrafo. H 0eia mou to avtegraye sto spiti tou
Zwgrafou. Apo palna gvwriza tnv upar3n tou poinmatos, alla n 0eia mou arviotav
va mou to dei3ei giati ... ntav "sokiv".

O Barvalns ntav gvwstos "porvogeros" -- par'oln tnv proxwrnmevn tou nlikia dev
3exvouse to se3. Htav kai guvaikas. Gvwsto eivai to sxetiko avekdoto pou
egraye se biblio n Elln Ale3iou: mia vearn pointria pngaive eva apogeuma sto
spiti tou Barvaln va tou dei3ei ta poinmata tns. Autos tn rwtnse, Pws se leve;
-- A0avasia, tou apavtnse ekeivn. Me to pou eipe "A0avasia" o Barvalns epese
epavw tns legovtas, "Wraia! Kai gw tnv A0avasia eyaxva!"

Polla xrovia tns zntaga tns 0eias mou va mou dei3ei to poinma tou Barvaln.
Pavta mou'lege "oxi, eisai mikros" [!]. Kapoia stigmn to 3exasa kai gw, kai
perasav kamposa xrovia. Ta Xristougevva pou katebnka Ellada, to 0umn0nka pali,
kai mou to'dwse epitelous.
   O Nikos o Zwgrafos pe0ave priv 15 xrovia. H 0eia mou 0umatai pws n guvaika
tou exei kavei kadraki to poinma kai to'xe kremasmevo sto salovi tns stnv
Aigiva. Dev 3erw av zei pia n guvaika tou Zwgrafou, pavtws exei polla xrovia
va'r0ei stnv Aigiva. Oute 3erw av uparxei pou0eva to xeirografo keimevo tou
Barvaln, 'n alla avtigrafa tou.

TA MOYNAKIA

Mouvakia flogismeva sav ta roda
Sav tou veofourvistou ywmiou tn 0rayern zestobolia
Mes 'ta tremopaxa meria sas
pou oveireues0e vuxties orgiakes
Par0evika mouvakia!
argosaleuouv ta xeilakia
ta xvoudwta!
Sav garoufallwv avemoseista fullakia
Sav stomatakia deiyasmeva
apo pia diya;
Kai kapou kapou argokula
stwv diakamevwv sas xeiliwv tnv akrn
tns barbatilas kablomuristo eva dakru!

               K. Barvalns

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