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Θέμα: FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR ... !!!



(nil): mara (arsinoi(@)otenet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 22 Μάρ 1998 - 15:12:06 EET

1 blow your nose and offer to show the contents of kleenex to other
passengers.
2 on a long ride sway side to side at the naturall frequency of the
elevator
3 crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask "got
enough air in there?"
4 when arriving at your floor grunt and strain to pull the doors open then
act embarassed when they open by themselves
5 lean over to a passenger and whisper :"ever had a Wet Willy?"
6 greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
them to call you "Admiral"
7 on the highest floor hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until u hear the penny u dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom
8 stare grinning at another passenger for a while and then announce: " i
got new socks on!"
9 when at least 8 people have boarded moan from the back "Oh, not now damn
motion sickness!"
10 bet the other passengers that u can fit a quarter in your nose
11 show the aother passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected
12 walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side
13 burp, then say "Mmmmmmmmmm.........tasty!"
14 draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
that this is your "personal space"
15 take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger "Wanna see wha in
muh mouf?"
16 blow spit bubbles
17 announce in a demonic voice "i must find a more suitable host body...."
18 stare at your thumb and say: "i think it's getting bigger"
19 if anyone brushes against u recoil fiercely and scream "BAD TOUCH"
20 wear "X-RAY SPECS" and leer suggestively at other passengers..........

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