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Θέμα: Condom Week Slogans



(nil): Markos Theologitis (ch93043(@)central.ntua.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 23 Μάρ 1998 - 16:37:53 EET

>>
>> 1. Cover your stump before you hump.
>> 2. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper.
>> 3. Don't be silly, protect your willy.
>> 4. When in doubt, shroud your spout.
>> 5. Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
>> 6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
>> 7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.
>> 8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
>> 9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize.
>> 10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
>> 11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
>> 12. If you go into heat, package your meat.
>> 13. While you're undressing venus, dress up that penis.
>> 14. When you take of her pants and blouse, be sure to suit up
>> your trouser mouse.
>> 15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member.
>> 16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
>> 17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
>> 18. The right selection! Protect your erection.
>> 19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil.
>> 20. A crank with armor will never harm her.
>> 21. If yo really love her, wear a cover.
>> 22. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake.
>> 23. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener.
>> 24. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket.
>>
>> 25. No glove, No love.
>> 26. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.
>> 27. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.
>> 28. Even though you're tired and sleepy, take the time to
>> wrap your pee-pee.
>> 29. You know you shouldy wear a condom on that woody.
>>
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