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Θέμα: "Ορθή επανάληψη" του American Playboy II



(nil): Xenitidis Paul (xeniti(@)math.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 23 Μάρ 1998 - 19:23:16 EET

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* Minervini goes into a whorehouse to get a blowjob. After he
  comes, the whore spits the come into a big pickle jar.
  Minervini says "Don't you usually swallow it?"
  She says "Yeah. But me and the girl two doors down are
  having a contest to see who can fill up their jar first."
  Minervini says "What does the winner get?"
  She says "Both jars."

* What would you call a woman without an asshole?
  Single.

* What's a blonde's definition of safe sex?
  Locking the car door

* A little girl walks past her parents' room and sees them
 going at it. She yells "Daddy, what are you doing to
 Mommy?"
  Daddy says "I'm planting you a new sister."
  The next day when her father comes home, the little girl is
 sitting on the doorstep crying.
  He says "What's wrong?"
  She says "Remember yesterday you planted me a baby sister?
 Well, the mailman was here today and ate her."

* What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
  Forty-five pounds.

* What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
  Forty-five minutes.

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