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Θέμα: MEN's GUIDE TO SELECTING CLOTHES (fwd)



(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)cti.ecp.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 06 Απρ 1998 - 22:03:08 EEST

Enas palios my8os pou peftei...

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  MEN's GUIDE TO SELECTING THEIR CLOTHES

We all know that men are not quite as adept at fashion as women.In fact
guys will pretty much wear anything, anytime, with anything.This creates
the false impression that guys just "throw" any old thing on.This however
is not the case.As this handy little guide points out, getting dressed is
a highly complex and organized ritual for men.

             The Male Guide to Selecting an Outfit
            ---------------------------------------

  ---------- ----------- -------------------
 | Are there| No | Are there | "What's a | Are there clothes |
 |clothes in|---->|clothes in | hamper?" | strewn in random |
 | dresser? | |the hamper?|----------->|piles on the floor?|
  ---------- ----------- -------------------
        | Yes | Yes | Yes | No
        +------------------------------------ V
        | -------
        V | Buy |
    --------------- | more |
   | Take whatever | |clothes|
   | is on top | -------
    --------------- -------------------------
        | | |
        V V |
    -------- No --------- -----------
   | Is |------------>| Perform | "Ohmigosh" | Spray |
   | it | Not sure | smell |------------->| with |
   | clean? |------------>| test | | deodorant |
    -------- --------- -----------
        | Yes | "Not bad"
        +--------------------
        |
        V
    -------------- ---------
   |For underwear:| "Which ones are |Will they| "I may get
   |Are there many| for my legs?" | be | arrested."
   | holes? |----------------->| visible?|--------
    -------------- --------- |
        | No | No V
        +------------------------------ -------------
        | |Place item on|
        | | dirty pile; |
        | | start over |
        | -------------
        V
    --------- ------------ ----------------------
   | Is it | Yes | Do you | Yes | But would you rather |
   |wrinkled?|----->|really care?|----->| have a tick on your |
    --------- ------------ | eyeball than iron a |
        | No | No | shirt? |
        | | ----------------------
        | | | Yes
        +------------------------------------------------
        |
        V
    -------- Kinda ------- -----------
   | Does |------------------>| Is it | No | Seek the |
   | it | "Does it what?" | dark |------->| advice of |
   | match? |------------------>| out? | | a female |
    -------- ------- -----------
        | Yes | Yes
        +--------------------------
        |
        V
    ----------
   | Put on |
   | clothes! |
    ----------
 

Twra bebaia, an 8elame gia to dressing guide gia tis gynaikes,
8a to periegrafa me mia seira apo loops (sorry, alla einai C-like):

procedure Ntysimo()
{
 do {
        do {
                Dialekse_forema();
                Forese_forema();
                if (NOT Xwraei()) continue;
                Dialekse_Mplouza();
                Forese_Mplouza();
                if (NOT Xwraei()) continue;
        } while (NOT Fainomai_Xronia_Mikroteri(10));
        // O elegxos Tairiazoun() den xreiazetai giati outws
        // 'i allws epistrefei TRUE pantote

        do {
                Bale_make_up();
        } while ( Fainontai_ta_Mpimpikia() AND
                        Mporw_akoma_na_diakrinw_to_proswpo_mou())

        // H time() epistrefei lepta
        for (t=time(); time()<t+30; xtenizomai()) ;
 } while (Argisame() < 20) ; // pali se lepta
 if (8a_einai_kai_i_geitonissa() AND Argisame()<30) then Ntysimo();
}
        
exception Teleiwsan_ta_Rouxa::
{
        Gkrinia(); Gkrinia();Grinia();Gkrinia();Gkrinia();
        Programmatise(pswnia, ayrio);
        Pare(Diners(syzygoy)); // gia ayrio
        Akyrwse(apopse);
}

Bebaia, o algori8mos den einai toso aplos, afou den lambanonai ypopsi
gegonota typoy Espase_Nyxi, Skistike_Kalson, 8a_Einai_kai_to afentiko,
Douleia 'i Diaskedasi, Xrwma_Ouranou, Xrwma_Aytokinitou,
Xrwma_Mprelok_Kleidiwn klp.....

KALO KALOKAIRI! (as eimaste optimistes!)

PS : Ali8eia, exete dokimasei to neo research engine :
        www.alta-vista.com ?

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