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(nil): JOHN CHAVALES (john_chavales(@)bus.volvo.se)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 09 Απρ 1998 - 19:29:57 EEST

A couple were on their honeymoon, laying in bed, about ready to
consummate
their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband,
"I have a confession to make - I'm not a virgin."

The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this day and age."

The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."

"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"

"Arnold Palmer."

"Arnold Palmer, the golfer?"

"Yeah."

"Well, he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed
with
him."

The husband and wife then make passionate love. When they get done,
the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

"What are you doing?" says the wife. The husband says, "I'm hungry. I
was
going to call room service and get some food."

"Arnie wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Arnie do?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."

The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with
his
wife a second time. When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the
phone. "What are you doing?" she says. The husband says, "I'm still
hungry
so I was going to get room service to get some food."

"Arnie wouldn't do that."

"Oh yeah? What would Arnie do then?"

"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."

The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his
wife one more time. When they finish he's tired and beat. He drags
himself
over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks, "Are you calling room service?"

"No! I'm calling Palmer to find out what's par for this hole!"

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