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Θέμα: Sigrousi USA kai Elladas.



(nil): Kazlaris Ioannis (ikazlar(@)it.teithe.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 10 Απρ 1998 - 17:03:37 EEST

Erxetai enas Amerikanos, (filos enos Ellhna), sthn Ellada gia na dei ta
axio8eata. Ton phgainei o Ellhnas sto Hilton, sthn A8hna, kai tou leei:

Ellhnas: This is Hilton...you know..Very big xenodoxeio, poly megalo, kai
akrivo...
Amerikanos: This one??? (me boliko snobismo..) no....Ameerica very big
hotels....auto den einai megalo katolou.

Skeftetai o Ellhnas oti isos exei dikio (omos exei hdh tsatistei ligo...)
Ton pairnei kai ton phgainei sth Thessaloniki gia na tou deixei to Leuko
Pyrgo...

Ellhnas: This is Leucos Pyrgos, poly megalos pyrgos, poly palios kai poly
oraios...you know.
Amerikanos: (me perissotero snobismo)...this one? No...my
friend....America very big towers ...this is small and ugly...den mou
aresei katolou...

Perito na po oti o ellhnas exei fortosei kanonika. Se mia stigmh pou den
einai mazi paei se en ix8yopoleio kai agorazei ton megalytero astako pou
vrike...Epeita paei karfotos se ena mpourdelo, sinnenoeitai me thn tsatsa,
souxou mouxou kai noikiazei mia poutana gia mia-dyo ores. Mpainei mesa
afhnei ton astako sto mouni ths epano, ths dinei safeis odhgies na mhn ton
peiraxei ka8olou kai feygei gia na ferei ton Amerikano. Erxetai o
Amerikanos ston mpourdelo, (me ta xilia zoria o xenerotos...), pane kai oi
dyo tous sto domatio pou tous perimene h poutana, kai me to pou mpainoun
mesa ginetai h exis steixomythia:

Amerikanos: ti einai auto to pragma pano sto mouni ths???!!!??? (gematos
kataplixi...!)
Ellhnas: this is mounopseira kai ama vreis megaliteri emena na me xeseis!

Sas filo sto doxa patri

Yannis

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