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Θέμα: Re: only in Saturday



(nil): leda Sfirikidou (ledas(@)ac.anatolia.edu.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 11 Απρ 1998 - 15:05:26 EEST

> Geia sas kai pali!
Geia sou kai sena

Ta erixa mia matia kai apantao se merika. Ta . . . resta, ase me na ta
skefto to weekend, opos zitizes.
 
> 1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the
> user doesn't see it. What is it? That's the puzzle I asked the list to
answer, and nobody did. So I knew the answer before you put it. It's the
coffin. Do you think this is "cheeting"?
 
> 4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is
> always in the summer. How is this possible? She's an Australian.
>
 
> 6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
> politics, agree is between heaven and earth? The word "and"
>
> 7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
Every year. (1.1.98 and 25.12.98 is the same year,isn't it?)
>
> 11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the
> train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with
> traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On
> the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took
> only 90 minutes. Why? Come on now! 90 min. is an hour and a half!
>
> 13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will
> never eat a penguin's egg. Why not? Penguins are mammals.
(Penguinakia?)
>
> 14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
> "The yolk of the egg is white"? Neither. The yolk is yellow.
>
> 16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for
> admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the
> father of the other's son. How could this be possible? I have two
answers. Choose the one you like more. The other one is either the son's
mother, or . . . "keratas". (just to make you laugh!)
>
> 17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983,
> would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's
> sister? A dead man cannot do anything. And -thanks Lord!- cannot get
married again.

That's only 9 out of 17. And I have an idea about # 15, but I'm not quite
sure: Does Okmulgee, Oklahoma, exist? Let me have a second look till
Monday.

thanks

 leda
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!

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