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(nil): Vergados Giannis (vergad(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 13 Απρ 1998 - 12:31:36 EEST

On Sat, 11 Apr 1998, Theodossiou Denis wrote:

> 3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest
> mountain on Earth?

 Palio kai gnwsto ainigma: Fysika, to oros Everest .

> 4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is
> always in the summer. How is this possible?

  Gennh8hke sto notio hmisfairio, mallon se agglofwno kratos (logw
onomatos).
  
> 5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art
> Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a
> German
> division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them
> and
> captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a sword
> bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and
> Leadership.
> World War One. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank looked at Art
> and
> said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that yarn, do you?"
> What's wrong with the story?
 
   O prwtos pagkosmios polemos den onomasthke etsi kata th diarkeia toy.
 Onomasthke 'prwtos' afou egine kai o deyteros.
 
> 6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
> politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
 
   Meta3y ouranou kai ghs, yparxei sigoura to 'kai' !!!
 
> 7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
 
   Th xronia pou to hmerologio alla3e apo Iouliano se Grhgoriano.
   H apanthsh diaferei gia thn Ellada se sxesh me tis alles xwres.
   Fysika den anaferomaste ston arabiko kosmo :-)
 
> 10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
  
   H afairesh 25-5 mporei na ginei mono mia fora .
 
> 11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the
> train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with
> traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On
> the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took
> only 90 minutes. Why?
  
    90 lepta = miamish wra (psyxologikoi kai mono logoi 8a mperdeyan
kapoion sxetika me ayth thn erwthsh).
 
> 12. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to
> make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

     new door ----> one word
 (Ta grammata einai ta idia, aplws allazei h 8esh toys)
  
> 14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
> "The yolk of the egg is white"?
  
    Kanena apo ta dyo. O krokos toy aygoy einai kitrinos.
 
> 16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for
> admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the
> father of the other's son. How could this be possible?

        O enas einai pantremenos me thn prwhn gynaika toy alloy h opoia
krathse to paidi. 'H o exei yio8ethsei to gio toy allou.
      
> 17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983,
> would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's
> sister?
       
       Oxi, giati einai nekros.

Me eyxes gia kalo Pasxa se olous,
Giannhs

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