(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)cti.ecp.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 13 Απρ 1998 - 23:59:13 EEST
Geia sas kai pali...
Meta apo treis meres diakopwn (an kai or8odoksos, afou oi Galloi giortazoun
to Ka8oliko Pasxa, prepei na to ekmetalleytoyme), gyrnaw kai blepw ena
mikro orgamso apantisewn kai skepsewn peri tou quiz....
Kat'arxin, sygxaritiria se osous brikan swstes apantiseis! Eipame kapoia
itan eykola... xexe :-) Thanx kai gia ta kala sas logia gia to post mou...
Akolou8ei olo to quiz : (gia eykolia sas exw kai tis erwtiseis...)
[STO TELOS, exei kai anekdoto...]
> 1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the
> user doesn't see it. What is it?
1. a coffin (Kalo! KAi, nai lhda [ali8eia, apo pou bgainei ayto?] 8ewreitai
cheating ama les tin apantisi ama to ikseres apo prin... Giati omws eixes
steilei mono tin erwtisi kai oxi tin apantisi ???
>2. A child is born in Boston, Massachusetts to parents who were both
> born in Boston, Massachusetts. The child is not a United States
> citizen. How is this possible?
2. the child was born before 1776
(to prwto "Amerikaniko" : ypirkse mia swsti apantisi, giati an den kanw
la8os, tote i Ameriki egine aneksartiti kai egine US!)
>3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest
> mountain on Earth?
3. Mount Everest, it just hadn't been discovered!
(profanes, etsi ?)
>4. Clara Clatter was born on December 27th, yet her birthday is
> always in the summer. How is this possible?
4. Clara lives in the southern hemisphere. (i.e Australia)
>5. Captain Frank and some of the boys were exchanging old war stories. Art
>Bragg offered one about how his grandfather led a battalion against a
>division during World War I. Through brilliant maneuvers he defeated them
>and captured valuable territory. After the battle he was presented with a
>sword bearing the inscription "To Captain Bragg for Bravery, Daring and
>Leadership. World War One. From the Men of Battalion 8." Captain Frank
>looked at Art and said, "You really don't expect anyone to believe that
>yarn, do you?" What's wrong with the story?
5. World War I wasn't called "World War I" until World War II.
(eykolo.... alla tricky giati se mperdeyei to olo context)
>6. What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
>politics, agree is between heaven and earth?
6. The word "and".
(leksopaignio, alla eykolo. Oso gia tis women, mallon exoun diafwnies sto
sygkekrimeno 8ema, symfwna mle ton author... :-)
>7. In what year did Christmas and New Year's fall in the same year?
7. They fall in the same year every year, New Year's Day just arrives very
early in the year and Christmas arrives very late in the same year.
(tricky.... kai fysika den ftaiei i allagi Hmerologiwn)
>8. A woman from New York married ten different men from that
> city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died
> and she never divorced. How was this possible?
8. The lady was a Justice of the Peace.
(Na kai to deytero Ameirikaniko... PLEASE, LET SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME :
Who the h**k is Justice of Peace???? kanenas sti lista pou menei sti Nea
Yorki na boi8isei???)
(Re Manoli, giganta, ti ginesai? Pantws den katalaba giati i Major of NY 8a
mporouse na to kanei ayto... Ti to kaname diladi? Mpate dhmarxoi, alleste?
Ellada einai? :-):-)
> 9. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989
> American dollar bills?
9. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one
dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.
(Me alla logia $1990>$1989, opws swsta ypodeixtike... Pantws to paixnidi me
tis lekseis apaitei kali gnosi agglikwn)
> 10. How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
10. Only once, then you are subtracting it from 20.
(xexe... monos o vergad to brike ayto... alli apantisi : mia fora, giati
meta sou exei mono meinei ena '2'...)
>11. A taxi driver was called to take a group of passengers to the
> train station. The station is normally an hour away, but with
> traffic being extra heavy, it took a full hour and a half. On
> the return trip the traffic was still as heavy and yet it took
> only 90 minutes. Why?
11. An hour and a half IS 90 minutes.
(entaksei, ayto einai mallon apo psyxologiko test i erotisi #35 se synolo
60 kai exeis 20 lepta gia oles...)
>12. How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to
> make one word? Note: There is only one correct answer.
12. "one word"
>13. Even if they are starving, natives living in the Arctic will
> never eat a penguin's egg. Why not?
13. Penguins live in the Antarctic.
(ma kai bebaia, poios den to iksere ayto ??? egw pantws oxi... thanx ston
Taso gia to link...)
>14. Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or
> "The yolk of the egg is white"?
14. Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.
(arketa tricky, eidika an den ksereis ti simainei 'yolk'='krokos'... :-))
>15. In Okmulgee, Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with
> a wooden leg. Why not?
15. You have to take a picture of a man with a camera, not with a wooden
(tricky! Alla eida oti den masate... Bravo!)
>16. There were an electrician and a plumber waiting in line for
> admission to the "International Home Show". One of them was the
> father of the other's son. How could this be possible?
16. They were husband and wife.
(opoios proetoimastike gia eisagwgi stin Ikarwn kai sia, to kserei me ena
krokodeilo: Exoume dyo krokodeilous: O mikros einai o gios tou megalou,
alla o megalos den einai o pateras tou mikrou. Pws ginetai ayto?)
>17. After the new Canon Law that took effect on November 27, 1983,
> would a Roman Catholic man be allowed to marry his widow's
17. He can't because he's dead.
(tricky, san to WW I)
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