(nil): Kazlaris Ioannis (ikazlar(@)it.teithe.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 14 Απρ 1998 - 01:29:26 EEST
The correct answers to all the following stupid questions:
1. An i malakia htan ergoxeiro 8a ekanes thn proika sou.
2. H malakia sou plekei poulover.
3. Douleia den eixe o diavolos gamouse ta paidia tou.
4. Douleia den eixe o diavolos zygize ta arxidia tou.
On Tue, 14 Apr 1998, Theodossiou Denis wrote:
> kai twra to quiz pou sas yposxe8ika... S'ayto pantws MHN perimenete
> QUESTIONS WITHOUT ANSWERS :
> - What is the speed of dark?
> - Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?
> - If women wear a pair of pants, a pair of glasses, and a pair of
> earrings, why don't they wear a pair of bras?
> - What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?
> - After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out
> of the water?
> - If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?
> - What happened to the first 6 "ups"?
> - Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
> - If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
> - How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
> - Why when a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment, but when a
> woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute ?
> - You know how most packages say "Open here".What is the protocol if the
> package says, "Open somewhere else"?
> - Since Americans throw rice at weddings do orientals throw hamburgers?
> - Why are they called buildings, when they're already finished? Shouldn't
> they be called builts?
> - The light went out, but where to ?
> - Why is the alphabet in that order?
> - If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi
> driver end up owing you money?
> - If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
> Kai to klassiko:
> - If a train station is where a train stops, what is a workstation?
> To compilation diko mou, ta originals apo to Internet....
> Pantws, min ta skefteste kai poly, giati 8a mplokarete... Exete kai to
> project gia paradosi ayrio to prwi... :-)
> KALO PASXA stin patrida!
> PS: Thanx ston Giorgo, pou mou epishmane oti to 'Justice of Peace' einai
> mallon 'Judge of peace' 'i eirinodikis, o opoios exei dikaiodosia na
> pantrepsei zeygaria... Etsi eksigeitai kai o Major tis NY, pou elege kai o
> Manolis... Mallon, to na diabazeis 80 mails monokopania meta tis diakopes
> den kanei kalo oute sta matia oute sta egkefalika kyklwmata... Paw gia
> Denis Theodossiou - Computer Engineer / MS Ecole Centrale Paris
> -> Permanent E-mail : denis.theodossiou(@)bigfoot.com
> ---> WEB Home : http://www.bigfoot.com/~denis.theodossiou/
> ***** Murphy's Law : "If anything can go wrnog, it WILL!" *****
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