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Θέμα: Ti 8a ginei re paidia.....



(nil): leda Sfirikidou (ledas(@)ac.anatolia.edu.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 14 Απρ 1998 - 15:10:45 EEST

Ο Κώστας μας έγραψε
Exw tin entipwsi oti eimai se mia lista ANEKDOTWN....

Dekta bebaia kai apodekta ola ta antistoixa pou exoun skopo tin cixagwgia
mas opws anigmata paroimies kai ta toiafta.....
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Να πάρω επάνω μου την ευθύνη για όλους μας που κάνουμε αυτά που λέει ο
Κώστας, γιατί πολύ τη βρίσκω να παίρνω ευθύνες, και να για να μην προλάβει
κανένας θερμοκέφαλος και απαντήσει και να συνεχίσω με κάτι . . .
rationalizations που σας είχα τάξει. Να με συγχωρήσει και ο φίλος ο Φώτης
για τα Αγγλικά, θα του τα μεταφράσω και το ξέρει.

Rationalizations for
GETTING DIVORCED

-I'm no longer fascinated by a small penis
-Now that his mistress has moved in, there's just not enough space in the
bathroom
-Now tha his boyfriend had moved in, there's not enough space in the
kitchen
-I'll finally be able to go out and buy that gas-powered vibrator
-My husband was able to find someone foolish enough to cook, clean, and
have sex on demand - now
 it's my turn
-He won't get out of jain until 2029
-He was starting to look like my father
-He refused to trim his nose hairs
-He gave me a gift certificate to K-Mart for our anniversary. Need I say
more?

Rationalizations for
NOT GETTING DIVORCED

-The house and car are in his name, the kids are in mine
-The sex isn't great, but at least there's plenty of it
- I might have to go out and get a job
-Affairs are more thrilling
-He actually knows how to program the VCR
-He has more money that anyone else I know
-He likes my tuna casserole
-I don't have to worry about him having affairs because I have him
convinced that he's impotent with everyone else but me
-I don't want to give my mother the opportunity to say "I told you so"

Θέλεις να ζήσεις σαν άνθρωπος και να πεθάνεις σαν σκυλί? Μην παντρεύεσαι
Θέλεις να ζήσεις σαν σκυλί και να πεθάνεις σαν άνθρωπος? Παντρέψου.

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TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!

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