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Θέμα: Quiz, ainigmata kai ta toiayta



(nil): Spiliotopoulos Georgios (georgesp(@)ceid.upatras.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 14 Απρ 1998 - 16:18:13 EEST

Agaphtoi filoi,

Proteino, oloi mas (ki ego mesa) kathe fora pou etoimazomaste na steiloume
kati sti lista na rixnoume mia matia stous 'kanonismous' pou ti diepoun.
Anaferomai profanos sta diafora quiz pou se styl IQ test ths MENSA
stelnontai oxi me ti taxitita tou skotous Dionisi alla me tin taxitita tou
fotos pleon.
Egw prosopika de diafono na stelnontai ta quiz sti lista, alla ayto
sigoura den endiaferei kanenan. Ayto omos pou endiaferei ki emena kai
pollous allous, einai to pou stelnontai oi APANTHSEIS twn melwn tis
listas gia ta quiz.

H protasi mou einai i eksis:
1) An kapoios thelei na steilei ena quiz na to stelnei alla na desmeyetai
wste na steilei kai tin apanthsh epeita apo kapoies wres.
2) Opoios endiaferetai n'apanthsei kai de thelei na to paiksei eyfyhs,
magkas, mourh kai oti kapoios einai s'oli ti lista as stelnei tis
apanthseis pou skeftetai ston idio ton upeythino gia to quiz kai oxi se
olous emas tou loipous 'amoirous' pou sto kato kato theloume apla
n'akousoume tis sostes apanthseis kai oxi oti pernaei apo to mialo tou
kathenos.

Se periptosi pou kapoios xreiazetai epiveveosi gia tis pneumatikes tou
ikanotites as apeythinthei sti MENSA kai oxi sti lista twn ANEKDOTWN.
Toulaxiston tha prepei na exei antilipsh ths diaforas twn dio aytwn
pragatwn.

To quote tis imeras...
Kalo einai kathe fora pou kanoume kati pou epireazei ki allous ektos apo
tin afentia mas, na to skeftomaste DYO fores prin to kanoume.

Parte ki ena anekdoto tora, oxi kai fovero alla kalitero apo tis
apanthseis merikwn sta quiz.

PS. An kapoios thelei na apanthsei sto mail mou as steilei thn apanthsh se
mena prosopika kai oxi sti lista olokliri.

------------------------ANEKDOTO-------------------------

O TOTOS EINAI STHN TAJH KAI H KAUHGHTRIA TOYS LEEI NA GRACOYN EKUESH ME
UEMA "PVS PERASA TO SABATOKYRIAKO". H KAUHGHTRIA MAZEYEI TIS KOLLES OPOTE
OPVS ANAMENOTAN O TOTOS EIXE KANEI PATATA.
EGRAFE LOIPON: ...
PHGAME STO XVRIO MOY OPOY EXEI POLLES AGELADES EXEI KAI ENA TAYRO KAI
KATHWS KAUOMOYNA HREMOS TON EIDA NA PHDAEI THN ASPRH AGELADA... ME TO POY
BLEPEI AYTH TH LEJH H KAUHGHTRIA TA PAIRNEI, ARXIZEI TIS KOKKINILES STHN
KOLLA, TOY KANEI KAI PARATHRHSH:
-TOTE TI EINAI AYTA TA PRAGMATA DEN NTREPESAI LIGO;
-MA GIATI KYRIA AFOY TON EIDA!
-DEN EXEI SHMASIA TOTE! AYTH TH LEJH DEN TH GRAFOYME!
TELOS PANTVN THN ALLH EBDOMADA TOYS BAZEI PALI TO IDIO UEMA H KAUHGHTRIA
GIA NA DEI THN PROODO ALLA O TOTOS DYSTYXVS EIXE PAEI PALI STO XVRIO TOY
KAI EIXE DEI PALI TA IDIA PRAGMATA OPOTE ANAGKASTIKA GRAFEI METAKSI ALLWN:
"...O TAYROS PHDAGE THN ASPRH AGELADA..."
THN ALLH MERA:
-TOTE DEN EIPAME OTI AYTA TA PRAGMATA DEN GRAFONTAI SE EKUESEIS;
-MA GIATI KYRIA EGV DEN MPORV NA TO KATALABV DHLADH!
-KALA, AFOY EPIMENEIS, ESY STIS EKUESEIS DEN UA GRAFEIS "PHDAEI" ALLA
 "KANEI EKPLHKSH", ENTAJEI TOTE;
-ENTAJEI KYRIA.
KLASIKA THN EPOMENH EDOMADA PALI TO IDIO UEMA KAI O TOTOS GRAFEI: "PHGAME
STO XVRIO MOY KAI O TAYROS EKANE EKPLHKSI STHN ASPRH AGELADA, PHDAGE THN
KAFE!"

* To anekdoto einai copy-paste apo alli lista *
Na mi mas pane kai filaki gia klopi pneymatikis idiokthsias

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