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Θέμα: The Ten Commandments of E-mail



(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)cti.ecp.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 14 Απρ 1998 - 23:29:55 EEST

Epeidi paides, to "kako" paragine, o filtatos Listarxos mas pou mas fylaei
kai ola ta "kaka" skorpaei (call me Aki), enedwse stin protasi tis Vanas,
kai sas proskalei stin lista Bth (Break-head ths hmeras 'i ellinisti,
Spazokefalia of the Day). Aposteilate proswpiko mail ston Aki gia
leptomereies (xixixixi).
Parallila, sas apostelnei tis eyxes tou (pali diakopes eisai re Aki kai den
milas?) kai tis deka entoles tou E-mail. Sorry, alla einai sta agglika, kai
den ta 8ymamai pia ayta ta rimadia ta arxaia ellinika toso kala, wste na ta
metafrasw... Osoi pistoi, prosel8ete...

"The Ten Commandments of E-mail"
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Thou shalt include a clear and specific subject line.
Thou shalt edit any quoted text down to the minimum thou needest.
Thou shalt read thine own message thrice before thou sendest it.
Thou shalt ponder how thy recipient might react to thy message.
Thou shalt check thy spelling and thy grammar.
Thou shalt not curse, flame, spam or USE ALL CAPS.
Thou shalt not forward any chain letter.
Thou shalt not use e-mail for any illegal or unethical purpose.
Thou shalt not rely on the privacy of e-mail, especially from work.
When in doubt, save thy message overnight and reread it in the light of
        the dawn.

And, here's the "Golden Rule" of E-Mail:
That which thou findest hateful to receive, sendest thou not unto others.

<REQUEST>
Exei kaneis ena KALO kai MEGALO compilation apo ta "ili8ia" anekdota toy
styl "Ti einai aspro, tyflo kai masaei roz Tsixlofouska?" pou spazane neyra
kai kokala prin 1-2 xronia ?
Ama goustarete, steilte ta mou emena proswpika kai 8a kanw ena compilation
kai 8a o kanw posted sti lista meta...
</REQUEST>

<QUIZ answer_mode=on>
- Poly eksypno me tin Karry kai ton Terry
- O pyrosbestis forage ti stoli toy ?
- Symfwnw me tin apopsi patera-gioy gia ton fylakismeno
- The blind beggar was the sister of the dead guy
- The punch was poisoned by the guy who left earlier on
</QUIZ>

<BOULH SYZHTHSH_PROYPOLOGISMOY=on>
(ti 8a mporouse na einai pio kayti syzhthsh?)
Parat: Blepete pou to exw 8apsei to sxolio mou? Osoi den endiafereste,
proxwriste sto epomeno mail. Osoi 8elete na apantisete, kante to meta apo
ena KALO anekdoto... (opws emena... :-)

Loipon, egw proswpika, pou eimoun kai i aformi gia ti xionostibada twn
quiz, pisteyw oti ta quiz ayta einai perissotero gia na gelame, para gia
otidipote allo, kai ara kalws anikoun s'ayti ti lista. Oi apantiseis, an
kai egw den to eixa arxika skeftei etsi (apla gia na sas peiraksw den edwsa
tis apantiseis), einai ali8eia oti egoun ti goiteia tous. Omws pisteyw oti
o (ka8e) poster tou Quiz den 8a prepei na mpei sto dialogo me tous
apantites, alla meta apo mia mera (egw imoun eksairesi - eleipa...) na
dwsei tis apantiseis... Den einai diagwnismos, oute mynhmata toy styl
:"Ksanadiabaste ta dedomena" 'i "An h apantisi einai toso apli den 8a
estelna ena tetoio mhnyma sthn lista" prokaloun gelio... (SMTTMG bebaia...)
Episis Vana, afou mas aresoun (opws les kai esy) ta quiz, giati na min ta
antallasoume ? Arkei na einai i pleiopsifia mazi mas, etsi ???
<rocket launch=now target=JotD alt=Citibank>
</BOULH>

Kai gia osous, emeinan mexri to telos, idou kai ena anekdotaki gia ton kopo
tous, kai eyxaristoume pou parakolou8isate ta nea tis JotD apo to kanali
mas. Newtera sta gegonota twn 11:30 me ton Aimilio Letso kai ti Nana
Mpoyka...

When the staff goes out together after work, they talk about football or
        basketball.
When middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball.
Top management discusses golf.

Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls
are.

Kalhnyxta...

PS: SMTTMG : Symfwna Me Thn Tapeini Moy Gnwmi, metafrasi tou IMHO - In My
Humble Opinion...

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