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Θέμα: Ti einai ... (oxi allo quiz)



(nil): C. A. Calcanis (calcanis(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 15 Απρ 1998 - 19:01:15 EEST

-Ti einai kokkino, exei daganes, megales patouses kai xorophdaei;
-H Kokkinokangkouritsa!

-Ti einai megalo, exei xayliodontes kai phdaei apo dentro se dentro;
-To Maimou8!

-Ti einai mayro, sarkofago, zei sthn Afrikh kai exei panw tou ena kazino?
-O Mayros Parni8as!

-Ti einai mauro, petaei kai trwei xorta ?
-H Nuxtegida!

-Pws legetai ayto poy einai poyli arpaktiko, peta pshla ston aera, exei gampso ramfos, kai koybalaei kaseria kai salamia;
-O Aetost!

-Poia einai diasnmn tragoudistria kai fnmismevn nrwida tns Ellnvikns Epavastasns;
-H Mavtwgenous!

-Ti eivai aspro kai mauro zei sto votio polo kai tsimpaei;
-O Sfnggouivos!

-Pws legetai to mikro alogo pou to forame otav exei kruo;
-Moulober!

-Poio einai 3adelfos tou elafiou kai pouli tns vuxtas;
-H Zarkabagia!

-Ti trwei meli ki epipleei;
-H Barkouda!

-Ti einai kokkino kai ftinei rokanidia;
-H Kokkinoskoufitsa pou pernei pipa apo ton Pinokio!

- Ti einai kitrino, glyko kai kanei pezodromio;
-To Peporni!

 - Poio einai to agaphmeno pouli twn khnygwn to opoio omws brwmaei;
-H Mpekaltsa!

-Ti tragoudaei kai brwmaei;
-O Masxalhs!

-Ti tragoudaei kai trwei mpananes;
-O Pi8ikwtshs!

-Ti zei sthn geitonia, poulaei toast kai sandwich kai koutsompoleuei ton kosmo;
-H Kyra-Kandina!

- Ti einai stroggylo, tragano kai paei se gay bars;
- To Poystokoyloro!

- Ti perimenoyn tria skoylhkia sth gwnia;
- To Skoyliko!

- Pws legetai ena skoylhki afoy pe8anei;
- After-skoyl!

- Ti exei 40 podia kai kanei niaoy-niaoy sta keramidia;
- Deka gates!

- Pws legetai to profylaktiko toy Pappoy;
- Papoytso8hkh!

-Ti einai gay, kitrino kai kaiei;
-H Poustarda!

-Ti eivai kitrivo,exei trypes kai zei mesa stov Amazovio;
-To Tyravxas!

-Ti zei sta devtra,trwei karydia,gaygizei kai dagkwvei ti eivai;
-O Skyloyros!

-Ti zei stov labyriv0o kai pngaivei ka0e Kyriakn sto Karaiskakn;
-O Minwgayros!

-Pws legetai to gerasmevo kagkoyro;
-Kampoyro!

-Ti eivai gloiwdes kai kavei katadysn;
-O Skwlnkoeidytns!

-Pws legetai to zwo poy kobei devtra kai pndaei psnla;
-To Tsegkoyro!

-Poio eivai to zwo to opoio gkarizei kai pndaei psnla;
-To Gaidoyro!

-Ti eivai ayto poy tsimpaei,gkarizei kai eivai 3ero;
-To Gaidoyragka8o!

-Pws legetai to froyto poy einai plousio se bitaminh C kai eivai stis mayres toy;
-To Portoxali!

-Pws legetai to avdriko orgavo to opoio kaigetai;
-To Poytsoyro!

-Ti eivai prasivo,petaei,gamaei kai servetai;
-Evas prasivos petogamosayros!

-Ti eivai ayto poy eivai kitrivo,petaei kai exei pterigio;
- To Karxarini!

-Ti eivai ayto poy zei stnv Avtarktikn,kai pndaei psnla;
-To Pigkoyro.

-Pws legete to zwo poy peta kai poylaei xartomavtila sta favaria;
-To Spoyrgyftaki!

-Ti eivai ayto poy zei stoys pagoys,kai eivai ftiagmevo apo metalo;
-O Tsigkobinos!

-Pws legete to zwo poy eivai aspro kai mayro kai eivai poly sofo;
-H Pigkoubagia!

-Pws legetai o karxarias toy glykoy veroy;
-O Zaxarias!

-Ti eivai ayto poy exei proboskida kai eivai ba8u;
-To Elexantaki!

-Ti eivai kokkivo,exei mayres boyles kai myrizei asxnma;
-H Masxalitsa!

-Pws legetai to zwo poy exei magkoyra,pndaei sav kagkoyro,gamaei sav sayra kai zei stnv ammo;
-O Magkoyrokagkoyrogamosayros o Ammwdns!

-Ti eivai ayto poy petaei,eivai poyli kai poylaei efnmerides;
-To Peripteri;

-Pws leei evas gyftos "Dev katalaba,sas parakalw epavalabete" ;
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-Ti eivai prasivo,zei stis limves kai kavei viaoy;
-O Gatraxos!

-Poio eivai to zwo poy zei sth 8alassa kai syxvazei se kai gay bar;
-To Adelfini!

-Poio zwi zei stnv 0alassa,eivai psari kai eivai 4 X 4;
-H Jeepoyra!

-Ti eivai kitrivo,peta kai paei stov strato;
-To Favtarivi!

-Exei 8 podia kai orgwvei xwrafia ti eivai;
-To Xtabodi!

-Ti perpataei plagia exei dagkanes kai pndaei psnla;
-To Kaboyro!

-Evtomo,petaei kai to bazoyme stnv salata ti eivai;
-H Fetaloyda!

-Ti eivai polyxromo,petaei,epavalambavei oti les kai OLO rwtaei;
-To Papagkalop!

-Poio zwo eivai 30 ekatosta psnlo,eivai kitrivo kai exei mayres boyles;
-H Xamhlopardalh!

-Ti eivai katw apo to vero kai psnvei kafe;
-To Ypomprikio!

-To eivai ayto poy otav ekragei gemizei ta pavta skata;
-To Hxesteio!

-Poios eivai sto kevtro toy aygoy,exei megales faborites kai tragoyda;
-O Krokotas!

-Pws legetai to zwo pou kavei syvexeia pordes kai rokavizei devtra;
-O Klastoras!

-Poia eivai kitrivn,makrostevn kai tragoyda;
-H Mpavava Moysxoyrn!

-Ti einai yhlo ,paizei mpasket ki olo xanei;
-O Xassoulas!

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