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Θέμα: SH*T



(nil): C. A. Calcanis (calcanis(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Τετ 15 Απρ 1998 - 19:04:10 EEST

                     WHY SHIT HAPPENS

Taoism: Shit happens.
Catholicism: Shit happens to you because you are BAD.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Atheism: No shit.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Confucianism: Confucius says, "Shit happens."
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening.
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: It is the will of Allah that shit happens.
Existentialism: What is shit?
Existentialism: The burden of shit.
Existentialism: Knowing that the world is shit makes it no longer shit.
Atheism: I don't believe in shit, therefore, it can't happen to me.
Americanism: Who gives a shit?
Buddhism: If shit happens, it really isn't shit.
Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays.
Mormonism: This shit is going to happen again.
Moonies: Only happy shit really happens.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.
Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half the time.
Christian Science: Shit is in your mind.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
Atheism: you're full of shit
Computerism: why won't this shit work?
Analism : I want to see where shit comes from
Deism : something, somewhere, created all this shit
Reaganism : I don't remember shit
Bushism : read my shit
Egocentrism : I made all this shit
Pessimism : there will be more shit
Optimism : this shit, too, will pass
Scientology: Do you believe this shit?!?
BBSism: I CTRL-C the shit.
Communism: Everyone's shit is everyone else's shit
Capitalism: The more you work, the more you don't have to take shit
Realism: Life is shit
Idealism: I can handle this shit
Positive thinkingism: Shit is what you make it
Predictionism: The shit is going to hit the fan
Patriotism: My shit, right or wrong
Materialism: Whoever dies with the most shit wins
Descartes-ism: I think, therefore I shit
Universalism: "The same shit happens to everybody".
Unitarian: "What does this shit really mean anyway?".
Agnostic: "Maybe shit happens, and then again maybe it doesn't".
PAGANISM: Let's worship this shit.
EGOCENTRICISM: This is everybody else's shit.
REPUBLICANISM: If the Government shits enough, it'll trickle down to everyone.
SOCIALISM: Everyone has a right to be shat upon equally.

 
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