JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: Αντε, σιγά-σιγά . . . καθ =?ISO-8859-7?Q?=E5=DF=F2_=E5=F6_=F9_=E5=F4=DC=F7=E8=



(nil): leda Sfirikidou (ledas(@)ac.anatolia.edu.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 27 Απρ 1998 - 11:55:32 EEST

Με άλλα λόγια, κάθε κατεργάρης στον πάγκο του πια, ε? Φτάνει όπου γυρίσατε
και όπου πήγατε, αν και δεν μας είδα όλους πίσω.

Λοιπόν, για να μην κατηγορηθώ για φιλοσοφίες και άλλα τέτοια, σας στέλνω
ένα ενδιαφέρον στατιστικό καλαμπουράκι, για όσους δεν το έχουν ήδη βρει.

(Φώτη θα σου το στείλω ελληνικά, μη σε νοιάζει)

WHY THE INTERNET IS LIKE A PENIS

It can be up or down. It's more fun when it's up, but it makes it hard to
get any real work done.

In the long-distant past, its only purpose was to transmit information
considered vital to the survival of the species. Some people still think
that's the only thing it should be used for, but most folks today use it
for fun most of the time.

It has no conscience and no memory. Left to its own devices, it will just
do the same damn dumb things it did before.

It provides a way to interact with other people. Some people take this
interaction very seriously, others treat it as a lark. Sometimes it's hard
to tell what kind of person you're dealing with until it's too late.

If you don't apply the appropriate protective measures, it can spread
viruses.

It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses yours. If you use it too much,
you'll find it becomes more and more difficult to think coherently.

We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and
influence warrant.

If you're not careful what you do with it, it can get you in big trouble.

It has its own agenda. Somehow, no matter how good your intentions, it will
warp your behavior. Later you may ask yourself "why on earth did I do
that?"

Some folks have it, some don't.

Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off. They think
that those who don't have it are somehow inferior. They think it gives them
power. They are wrong.

Those who don't have it may agree that it's a nifty toy, but think it's not
worth the fuss that those who do have it make about it. Still, many of
those who don't have it would like to try it.

Once you've started playing with it, it's hard to stop. Some people would
just play with it all day if they didn't have work to do.

Με την αγάπη μου,
λήδα
I MAY GROW OLDER, BUT I'LL NEVER GROW UP

______________________________________________________________________

 Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων
 Πληροφορίες --> https://anekdota.duckdns.org/jokes_list.html
______________________________________________________________________


Γραφτείτε και εσείς στην Ελληνική Λίστα ανεκδότων (JotD) και στείλτε τα ανέκδοτά σας!!!

Επιστροφή στον κεντρικό κατάλογο αυτού του αρχείου