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Θέμα: Win95 vs Jesus Christ



(nil): leda Sfirikidou (ledas(@)ac.anatolia.edu.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 27 Απρ 1998 - 15:00:28 EEST

If you have half a brain, you can't help notice the throng of publications,
analysts and net users declaring Windows 95 the Saviour of the Computer
Industry. If you have less than half a brain, you probably believe it.
Could it be?

Let's compare Win 95 against another saviour, Jesus of Nazareth:

JESUS Win 95
Can walk on water Can crawl on a 486
Sits in judgement at the pearly gates Will be used to judge Bill Gates
Started life as a carpenter Turns perfectly good computers into
furniture
Born in a manger Resembles something found in a barn
Remembered for protecting the weak Has weak memory protection
Was raised from the dead Was created from Win 3.1
Jesus performed great works for the multitudes Win 95 multitasking
performance barely works
Jesus has no sin Win 95 has no shame

You decide

leda
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE REST OF MY LIFE!

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