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Θέμα: Another Joke and Riddle



(nil): Georgios Tsoukalas (g.tsoukalas(@)unsw.edu.au)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 01 Μάι 1998 - 06:20:43 EEST

Epese polu doulia, eprepe na to exw steilei to gramma prin kati kairo.

Gammoto mou thn pesate oloi me tous diakoftes, kai thn lisate.

Prwtos htan o Sunonomatos kai sungiortazomenos Giorgos Milakis.
Xronia mas pola en to meta3u.

Gia na doiume, exw ena akoma alla prwta to anekdoto. Autoi
pou den 8eloun riddles na stamatane sto telos tou anekdotou.
Ta upolupa sto riddles list...

Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to
forget
about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
Even at night, he could find no solace, and turned fitfully in
frustrating
attempts to fall asleep.
 
But, every once in a while, he'd hear that soothing voice trying to
reassure
him -
"HOWARD, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
YOU AREN'T THE FIRST DOCTOR TO SLEEP WITH
ONE OF HIS PATIENTS, AND YOU WON'T BE THE LAST!!"

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But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality -
 
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"HOWARD! COME ON. YOU'RE A VETERINARIAN"

Kai to Riddle

Einai skotadu ba8u me sunefia kai xwris fegari. Tesseris filoi ftanoune
se mia gefura kai kratane ena purso meta3u tous. H gefura mporei na
upostei mono duo to polu thn fwra, alla 8eloun na perasoun oloi.
H gefura einai gemati trupes, arra o pursos xriazetai ka8e fwra.

O prwtos pernaei thn gefura se ena lepto.
O defteros se duo lepta.
O tritos se pende lepta.
Kai o tetartos se deka lepta.

Pws einai dunaton na perasoune oloi se ligoteroi apo dekaoxtw lepta !

PX: Pernaei o 1' me ton 2' (2 lepta)
girizei o 1' me ton purso (1 lepto)
pernaei o 1' me ton 5' (5 lepta)
girizei o 1' me ton purso (1 lepto)
pernaei o 1' me ton 10' (10 lepta)

Sunolon 19 lepta.

Ooops, alla 8eloume na ginei se ligoterop apo 18 lepta.

Ande afto einai efkolo :-)

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