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Θέμα: Re: FIREFLY, the best of...



(nil): Christos Minias (cpm(@)ziplink.net)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 05 Μάι 1998 - 16:44:55 EEST

Prwta apo ola 8a symfonhsw me ton Spyro an kai den h8ela na
anakateytw se ekomh mia listo-sapounopera.

Akouw apo diaforous/diafores apo aythn thn lista oti den
tous aresh ayto h to allo, to konto tous kai to makry tous.
Merikoi/es den tous aresh pws lambanoun ta mynhmata,
alloi/es den tous aresh to periexwmeno twn mynhmatwn ktl.
Loipon prwta apo ola otan grafese se mia lista prepei na
katalabhs oti den xroishmopoioun oloi ton idio tropo na
epoikhnonoun, yparxoun pola diaforetika programmata kai
tropoi na steilhs ena mynhma (kai na to diabashs).
Deyteron otan grafese se mia lista prepei na perimenhs oti
merikoi/es 8a steiloun mynhmata pou den 8a einai tou goustou
sou kai merika pou oti kai na kaneis ean den 3ereis pws, den
8a mporeshs na ta diabashs.
Den yparxoun syggekrimenes nomo8esies gia to pws kapoios 8a
steilh ena mynhma, kai isos (ektos apo extreme PORNO) poio
8a einai to periexwmeno enos mynhmatos.
Epeidh h douleia mou einai me computers katalabenw merikes
fores apo ton tropo pou merikoi paraponiounte oti exoun
plhrh mesanyxta gia to pio einai to problhma, kai ti
mporoune na kanoun na to lysoun. Alles fores katalabainw oti
einai apla egwistikh symperifora pou tous parakinh na
arxisoun mia fasaria.
San paradeigma 8a parw to mynhma sto opoio apantaw: To
gegonos oti h etairia tou kk Belivanaki den tou epitreph na
diabash e3wterika mynhmata apo listes pou einai megalou
mege8ous den exei na kanei tipota me thn lista kai ta melh
ths.
Yparxoun tropoi (opws proanafer8hkan apo ton Spyro) na
diabashs thn lista apo e3w, ktl.
To na parabhs tis entoles tis etairias sou den einai kati
pou ferh ef8hnh kanenas allos para aytos pou kanh thn
parabash, kai ean o parabaths den exei thn koinh logikh na
parh ta aparaithta metra na kalypsh ton eayton tou tote den
ftaih kaneis allos.
Gia akoma ena paradeigma egw proswpika (diabazwntas thn
lista apo to grafeio mou) elaba apo ena allo mellos kapoias
allhs listas mia fwtografia (pou nomiza oti einai mia
kopella apo thn lista) kai otan thn anoi3a eida mprosta mou
mia gymnh ( pou den htan telika h kopella melos ths listas)
ekeinhn thn stigmh ean empene kapoios apo to "upper
management" mesa sto grafeio mou kata pasa pi8anothta 8a
eixa problhmata, alla katalaba oti htate ena asteio kai to
mono pou ekana htane na zhthsw apo to syggekrimeno atomo pou
esteile thn fwtografia na bazh "subject---nude--" ean sto
mellon eixe kati paromoio na steilh wste na mhn to anoi3w.
Alloi paraponiounte gia to mege8os twn mhnhmatwn kai twn
ka8e pote kapoios 8a preph na patah "return" wste to mege8os
ka8e seiras na einai mikro wste na mprei to diko tou/ths
reader na mporei na diabash.
Loipon ayto einai ena akomh paradeigma egwistikhs
symperiforas, giati prwta apo ola YPARXOUN tropoi na kanhs
to Email utility pou xroishmopoihs na diabash to mail opws
8elhs esy kai oxi na pernas thn ef8hnh se ayton pou esteile
to mynhma.
H agnoia tou ka8enos ( h merikes fores to gegonos oti
xroishmopoioun mh standard utilities) metafrazete se ex8rikh
symperifora enantion enos melous ths listas pou den
"symperiferete" me ta dika tous Internetika standards.
Kai gia na teleiono, otan kapoios/a grafete se mia lista kai
me thn xaodh brefonhpiakh katastash pou epikrath sto
internet twra logw tou oti den yparxoun standard laws na
kalyptoun ola ta programmata pou einai kommatia tou
diadyktiou prepei na perimenh diafora perierga na symboun.

----more to come---- (ean kri8h aparaithto)

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Christos Minias
ITS Associates, Inc.
Cpm(@)itsww.com
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-----Original Message-----
From: Spyridon Voulgaris [mailto:spiros(@)eecs.umich.edu]
Sent: Τρίτη, 5 Μαΐου 1998 4:10 πμ
To: Joke of the Day ...
Subject: Re: JotD... FIREFLY, the best of...

Siga re file! An se ek8etei sthn etaireia soy einai DIKO SOY
problhma!
Afoy soy exoyn pei na mhn grafesai se listes, o
Anagnwstopoylos ftaiei poy
esteile ta anekdota, h esy poy grafthkes????? Ta anekdota
einai poly kala
kai den exeis dikaiwma na brizeis etsi opoion ta esteile.
E3allou eixe
proeidopoihsei!

An 8es, 3egrapsoy apo th lista kai blepe ka8e mera ta nea
anekdota me to
Netscape apo th selida toy JotD ! Yparxei kai ayth h
epilogh. Alliws pali
pare e-mail sto yahoo, to hotmail h opoy alloy soy aresei.
Den soy ftaiei
kaneis gia to 8ema me thn etaireia soy kai opwsdhpote einai
poly adiko na
brizeis etsi dhmosiws!

--Spyros

On Mon, 4 May 1998, Michael Belivanakis wrote:

> Fantazomai pws oshn wra o kos Anagnwstopoylos etoimaze
ayta ta emails 8a
> prepei na skeftotan pws oloi emeis edw sth lista 8a
eyxaristh8oyme poly poy 8a
> ta laboyme kai 8a ton eygnwmonoyme aperiorista kai 8a ton
paradexomaste san
> poly wraio, kai poly magka kai, telos pantwn, ton kalytero
ap'oloys, afoy mas
> esteile ta MEGALYTERA kai (sigoyra) ta KALYTERA anekdota
poy exoyme labei
> pote, kai oxi monon ayto, alla ta esteile kai ola mazi,
etsi, paf, parte
> na'xete, den trexei tipote.
>
> E LOIPON, EINAI POLY MALAKAS O KYRIOS ANAGNWSTOPOYLOS.
>
> (Re akh, den yparxei kanenas tropos na apokleiontai
aytomata mailings tetoioy
> mege8oys apo th lista; To mail bombing einai gnwsth
istoria apo arxaiotatoys
> xronoys, kai 8a fantazomoyn pws ka8e programma gia mailing
list 8a prepei na
> exei kapoio option gia na 8etei oria sto mege8os twn
mhnymatwn.)
>
> Gia osoys anarwtiwntai ti problhma exw, na toys ejhghsw:
lambanw ta jokes ston
> xwro ths ergasias moy, mesw mhxanhmatwn poy kanonika
ypoti8etai pws
> xrhsimopoiw monon gia epaggelmatikoys logoys, kai
kataxrhstika monon gia
> proswpika pragmata. Oi odhgies apo th diey8ynsh einai
'parakaloyme mhn
> grafeste se mailing lists giati yperfortwnoyn ton server',
alla egw tis
> parabainw basizomenos sto oti ena list san to JotD den
dhmioyrgei poly
> kinhsh. Kai erxetai loipon shmera enas malakas kai na moy
stelnei 350
> kilobytes mhnymata kai me ek8etei mprosta sthn etaireia
moy.
>
>
____________________________________________________________
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> Michael Belivanakis SENA S.A. Byzantiou 2, 142-34 N.
Ionia, Greece
> michael(@)senanet.com Tel: +30 1 27.19.710,11 Fax:
27-19-712
>
> An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
> -- Van Roy's Law
>
>
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