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Θέμα: POLEMOS!!! - BALETE KATA VOULISI !



(nil): Konstantinos G. Dassios (cdassios(@)andrew.cmu.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 07 Μάι 1998 - 00:32:11 EEST

Sto polemo Pontion-Tourkon oi deuteroi exoun brei to
kolai gia na skotonoun tous protous. Piso apo ta xarakomata
fonazei o Tourkos "Giorika", sikonetai o Giorikas apo tin alli pleura:
"Ela, poios einai?!", MPAM mia o Tourkos kai kato o Giorikas.
Meta apo ligo "Kostika!!", sikonetai o Kostikas MPAM mia toufekia
o Tourkos ston Kostika.

Afou exoun apodekatistei to miso strateuma, kanoun epigousa
suneleusi oi Pontioi kai apofasizoun na tous plirosoun me to
idio nomisma. Tin epomeni apo ta xarakomata ton Pontion
akougetai: "Mustafa!". O Mustafa den sikonetai alla apantaei:
"Nai! Esu eisai Giorika?" kai o Giorikas petagetai ola xara ORTHIOS:
"Nai ego eimai!!!!"

MPAM!!!!!!!

Kai o polemos sunexizetai ...

-----Original Message-----
From: Vasilis Christofilakis <me00168(@)cc.uoi.gr>

>PROSBLHTIKO YLIKO:

Kala pou mas proeidopeiises re Vasilaki oti
einai prosblitiko to uliko giati pou na to fantastei
to mualoudaki mas. Emeis se eixame gia eugeni neo.

>Prokeimenoy na yparxei poikilia sth lista, pisteyw oti prepei na
>stelnontai olwn twn eidwn ta anekdota. Kata kairoys exoyn emfanistei sth
>lista anekdota poy prosballoyn sxedon oles tis koinwnikes omades.
>Ypey8ynoi gia to PERIEXOMENO twn mhnymatwn einai mono oi arxikoi
>apostoleis toys kai me kamia kybernhsh o listarxos! Ta anekdota de dinoyn
>dekara an eisai leykos,mayros, rige, roz me prasines boyles,
eterofylofilos,
>omofylofilos,tyflos, koyfos, kretinos kai paei legontas.

Ti eipes tora re megale!!?

>Oloi exoyn th dynatothta na satirisoyn opoion kai o,ti 8eloyn, epomenws
>kanena anekdoto de 8ewreitai merolhptiko. Me alla logia, de zhtaw
>sygnwmes.An kati sas prosballei, pathste to plhktro "delete" h zhthste na
>diagrafeite apo th lista. Mhn arxisete tis klaces gia th swthria ths

Sou eimaste eugnomones. Irthes apo to pouthena
kai san Napoleontas ebales mia taksi sto xaos pou epiktratouse
sto mualo mas. HGETH!

>Galazias Falainas, oyte gia thn parabiash twn dikaiwmatwn sas ws melh toy
>Syllogoy Kontwn, Ftwxwn kai Poysthdwn kai mh moy zhthsete na sas stelnw
>mono ta "politikws or8a" anekdota (sto katw-katw poios mporei na paijei to
>rolo toy logokrith;) diaforetika 8a exete thn eykairia na ginete ayto poy
>h laikh sofia apokalei "rezili twn skyliwn".

Staka re magka Vasilaki giati poli fora pires.
Den se kseroume kai apo xthes gi'auto
krata ta sxolia sou gia esena alli fora.

Konstantinos.

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