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Θέμα: O Nwntas



(nil): Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (ad_sharc(@)hotmail.com)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 07 Μάι 1998 - 13:34:45 EEST

Ena vrady o Nwntas o ta3itzhs mpainei sto spiti:

- "Gynaikaaaa, vale mou na faw..."

- "Asta antra mou den magyrepsa shmera."

- "Tiiii, den magyrepses (fap, fap oi sfaliares) giati re tsoula;"

- "Ase na sou e3hghsw.... den enoiwtha kala shmera kai phga ston giatro.
   Mou eipe oti mporei na eimai eggyos."

- "Eggyos;!! Skylla... ta lefta then mas ftanoun kai tha exoume akoma
ena
   stoma na threpsoume. Avrio na pas sto giatro kai na sigourefteis
mhpos
   ekane lathos."

Thn allh mera paei h gynaika tou sto giatro kai to apogeuma thlefwna sto
grafeio ta3i tou Nwnta.

- "Empros parakalw... o Nwntas einai ekei;"

- "Oxi kyria mou den einai edw, thelete na afhsete kanena mynhma;"

- "Nai, peste tou oti telika einai anemoggastri....."

(xa xa xa xa akougetai apo to thlefwno)

- "Enta3ei kyria mou tha tou to poume...."

To vrady gyrizei o Nwntas sto spiti kai mpainei mesa e3agryomenos.

- "Skylla.... poutana ti mou ekanes shmera" (fap foup sfaliares)

- "Ti egyne Nwnta mou...."

- "Na, phga pisw sto grafeio shmera kai mou eipan oi synadelfoi mou:
Nwnta
   vgale re tin poutsa sou e3w na fouskwsoume ta lastixa..."

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