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Θέμα: Maska oksugonou



(nil): George Tryfonas (gt4(@)ukc.ac.uk)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 08 Μάι 1998 - 03:19:27 EEST

Kapote sthn taksh tou totou leei h daskala na feroun oloi thn epomenh apo
ena iatriko ergaleio kai na poun poios tous to edwse, se ti xrhsimeuei kai
kati pou tous eipan sxetika me to ergaleio. thn allh mera rwtaei h daskala
thn elenitsa:

- ti eferes elenitsa?
- efera auto to xeirourgiko nhsteri
- poios sou to edwse?
- mou to edwse o mpampas mou pou einai xeirourgos.
- se ti xrhsimeuei?
- einai gia na kanei tomes sto derma.
- kai ti sou eipe molis to phres?
- mou eipe oti prepei na tou to paw pisw molis gurisw giati exei
  xeirourgeio stis 3:00

meta rwtaei to giwrgakh:
- esu giwrgakh ti eferes?
- efera auton ton eksolkea
- poios ston edwse?
- h mama mou pou einai odontiatros
- se ti xrhsimeuei?
- einai gia na kanei eksagwges sta dontia
- kai ti sou eipe molis son edwse?
- mou eipe oti otan ginontai eksagwges ta gantia de ftanoun giati me
  anoixto to stoma eksakolouthoun na bainoun mikrovia ston odontiatro,
  giauto kai forane kai maska.

telos ston toto:
- esu toto ti eferes?
- mia maska oksugonou
- poios sou thn edwse?
- o pappous mou
- kai se ti xrhsimeuei?
- einai gia na xorhgei oksugono se atoma me anapneustika provlhmata.
- ksi ti sou eipe molis thn phres?
- "gasp... goux goux"

giwrgos

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