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Θέμα: Ki an ta Windows milagan haiku?



(nil): Theodossiou Denis (theodod8(@)cti.ecp.fr)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 17 Μάι 1998 - 02:32:11 EEST

Gia osous den kseroun , haiku einai gapwnezika apof8egmata (san tous nomous
tou Merphy, alla kapws pio filosofhmena...)

Parte mia geysh apo ta Windows 00, pou mas etoimazei h AM Basilhs o
8yras...

> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> A file that big?
> It might be very useful.
> But now it is gone.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Chaos reigns within.
> Reflect, repent, and reboot.
> Order shall return.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Wind catches lily
> scatt'ring petals to the wind:
> segmentation fault
> - - - - - - - - - - - -

[To epomeno einai to agaphmeno mou...]
> First snow, then silence.
> This thousand dollar screen dies
> so beautifully.

> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> ABORTED effort:
> Close all that you have.
> You ask way too much.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> With searching comes loss
> and the presence of absence:
> "My Novel" not found.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> The Tao that is seen
> Is not the true Tao, until
> You bring fresh toner.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> The Web site you seek
> cannot be located but
> endless others exist
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Stay the patient course
> Of little worth is your ire
> The network is down
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> A crash reduces
> your expensive computer
> to a simple stone.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Yesterday it worked
> Today it is not working
> Windows is like that
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> To have no errors
> Would be life without meaning
> No struggle, no joy
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> You step in the stream,
> but the water has moved on.
> This page is not here.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Out of memory.
> We wish to hold the whole sky,
> But we never will.
> - - - - - - - - - - - -
> Serious error.
> All shortcuts have disappeared.
> Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Ante kai perastika mas!

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