JotD / QotD Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων (JotD)


Θέμα: Bmplease!!!



(nil): Yannis Dassiras (ch96002(@)central.ntua.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 18 Μάι 1998 - 18:26:17 EEST

Re paidia otan stelnete eikones as einai se jpg format glitonoume oloi
mas politimo xrono kai xoro.
        Ki ena anekdoto gia kapoion sinonomato mou.

It was the first day of Grade Three in a new town for Johnny. As a test,
his
teacher went around the room and asked each of the students to count to
50.
Some did very well, counting as high as 30 or 40 with just a few
mistakes.
Others couldn't get past 20.

Johnny, however, did extremely well; he counted past 50, right up to 100
without any mistakes. He was so excited that he ran home and told his
Dad how
well he had done. His Dad nodded and told him, "That's because you are
from
Alabama, son."

The next day, in language class, the teacher asked the students to
recite the
alphabet. It's Grade Three, so most could make it half way through
without
much trouble. Some made it to S or T, but Johnny rattled off the
alphabet
perfectly right to the end. That evening, Johnny once again bragged to
his
Dad about his prowess in his new school. His Dad, knowingly, explained
to
him, "That's because you are from Alabama, son."

The next day, after Physical Education, the boys were taking showers.
Johnny
noted that, compared to the other boys in his grade, he seemed overly
"well
endowed". This confused him. That night he told his dad, "Dad, they
all have
little tiny ones, but mine is ten times bigger than theirs. Is that
because
I'm from Alabama?" he asked.

"No, son," explained his Dad, "That's because you're 18."

______________________________________________________________________

 Joke of the Day ... Ελληνική Λίστα Ανεκδότων
 Πληροφορίες --> https://anekdota.duckdns.org/jokes_list.html
______________________________________________________________________


Γραφτείτε και εσείς στην Ελληνική Λίστα ανεκδότων (JotD) και στείλτε τα ανέκδοτά σας!!!

Επιστροφή στον κεντρικό κατάλογο αυτού του αρχείου