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(nil): leda Sfirikidou (ledas(@)ac.anatolia.edu.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 19 Μάι 1998 - 09:50:35 EEST

A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That`s the
ugliest
baby I`ve ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare
box and
took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her
sensed
that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver
insulted me"
she fumed. The man sympathized and said: "Why, he`s a public servant and
shouldn`t say things to insult passengers." "You`re right" she said. "I
think
I`ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind." "That`s a good
idea" the
man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
 
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An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and
chaps went
to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young
lady
sat down next to him.
 
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are
you a
real cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the
ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am."
 
After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I`ve never
been on a
ranch so I`m not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I
eat,
shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
 
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple
sat
down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To
which he replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I`m a
lesbian."

λήδα
CARPE DIEM

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