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Θέμα: A Guide to Safe FAX



(nil): Karasardelis Kostas (kotis(@)egnatia.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 19 Μάι 1998 - 12:46:32 EEST

Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people
who fax complete strangers every day.

Q. My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only
allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do
you think someone should be before they have fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct
procedures.

Q. If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A. Certainly not, as far as I can see.

Q. There is a place at a hotel nearby where you can go and pay to fax. Is
this legal?
A. Yes, many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must pay
a 'professional' when their need to fax becomes too great.

Q. Should you always use a cover when you fax?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be
used to insure safe fax.

Q. What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax prematurely?
A. Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a
long time. Just start over. Most people won't mind if you try again.

Q. I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed up?
A. Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with
each one, you won't have to worry that you have faxed the wrong person.

NOTE: If you feel that you have had unsafe fax, you should immediately
contact a qualified fax therapist. I believe in making the world safe for
our children, but not our childrens's children, because I don't think
children should be having fax.

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Karasardelis Kostas
IT Systems Administrator
Egnatia Odos AE, NETfiles
Thessaloniki - Greece
Tel +30 (94) 413084
email: kotis(@)egnatia.gr
        kotis(@)netfiles.gr
web: http://www.egnatia.gr
        http://www.netfiles.gr
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