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Θέμα: Skiourakia



(nil): Bakopoulos Nikolas (student) (bakop(@)Rhodes.Aegean.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 19 Μάι 1998 - 21:45:32 EEST

Kalispera se olous,
Gia arxh 8a h8ela na apeu8yn8w ston Constantino Kriti kai na ton
plhroforhsw oti mallon exei poly kairo na enhmerw8ei gia to bandwidth
pou exei h ellada synolika kai idiaitera kapoioi providers kai
panepisthmiaka idrymata. (Pote den ksereis file an o server sou masaei
h oxi giati apo to poly fai mporei na apokthse kamia koufala sta dontia
tou). Kalo 8a einai se mia lista pou exei san antikeimeno ta anekdota na
asaxoloumaste mono me ta anekdota kai na mhn vgainei o ka8enas na
kokoreuetai (co- co- burb) gia to ti exei kai ti den exei. Prospa8oume
oloi na diathrhsoume ena efxaristo klima kai na mh dyskoleuoyme th zwh
kai ta neura twn allwn mellwn ths listas me kapoia pragmata pou mporoume
na ta apofygoume.

Kai twra to anekdoto

Enas kinezos epixeirhmatias exei trela me ta zwa. 8ellei na sygentrwsei
oso to dynaton perissotera. Mia mera loipon enw vriskotan gia diakopes
sthn Allaska akouse pws ekei yparxei ena eidos apo spania,
prostateuomena skiourakia kai 8elhse na apokthsei 2. Vriskei dyo
kinigous kai tous rwtaei an mporoun na tou vroun 2 apo auta ta zwa me
antitimo 1 ekatomyrio dollaria. Oi kinigoi dexontai (logo tou ypsilou
antitimou).
Arketo xrono meta apo auth th synanthsh o enas apo tous kinigous, enw
vriskontan sta bouna vlepei ena skiouraki na pernaei apo mprosta tous
kai leei ston allo:
- Re auto den einai to skiouraki pou 8elei o kinezos?
- Nai re, apantaei o allos
- E tote ti ka8omaste as to piasoume
- Afou re malaka o kinezos 8elei 2 apo auta, kalytera na to
akolou8isoume na soume pou einai h fwlia tou kai na piasoume ki allo
ena, leei o deyteros
Akolou8oun loipon to skiouraki, pigainoun sth fwlia tou kai telika
pianoun 2.
Epikoinwnoun me ton Kinezo na er8ei na ta parei, alla autos arneitai.
Oi 2 kinigoi apofasizoun na pane oi idioi sthn kina alla me oles tis
profylaxeis eidika sto telwneio giati ta skiourakia htan prostateuomena.
Pernei loipon o enas to ena skiouraki kai to vazei mesa sto mpoufan
tou. Pernei o deuteros to deutero skiouraki kai to vazei mesa sto
panteloni tou. Ftanoun sto teloneio:
Telwniakos: Xairetai kyrie, exete na dhlwsete kati?
Kinigos no1: Oxi apolytws tipota
Ton psaxnei o telwniakos alla den vriskei to skiouraki, opote pernaei
ton elegxo.
Pigainei o deyteros kinigos
Telwneiakos: Xairetai kyrie, exete na dhlwsete kati?
Kinigos no2: aaaaxxxxxxxx
Tel: Den sas katalava kyrie, exete na dhlwsete kati?
K no2: aaaaaaaxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Tel: (me agrio yfos): Kyrie exete na dhlwsete kati?
K no2: aaax axxxxxxx (me idoniko tropo)
Tel: (trelamenos) teleutaia for a pou rwtaw exete na dhlwsete kati??
K no2: ( kravgi ponou) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa , opote vgazei
to skiouraki apo to panteloni tou kai to petaei makrya.
Tous pianoun kai tous 2 kinigous kai tous vazoun fylakh. Mesa sto keli
leei o prwtos ston deutero:
No1: Kala re malaka den mporouses na antexeis ligo akoma kai na
perasoume?
No2: Otan to skiouraki perase ton poutso mou gia klaraki kai ekane
kwlotoubes panw to antexa, otan perase ta arxidia mou gia belanidia kai
ta dagwne pali to antexa, otan perase ton kwlo mou gia fwlitsa kai
mpainoevgaine pali to antexa, OTAN OMOS PIGE NA PAREI TA VELANIDIA KAI
NA TA PAEI STH FWLITSA EEE AUTO DEN TO ANTEXA!!!!!!!!

 

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