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Θέμα: O kalogeros



(nil): Vasilis Christofilakis (me00168(@)cc.uoi.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 21 Μάι 1998 - 04:45:46 EEST

Enas neos apofasizei na ginei kalogeros. Paei sto monastiri, kai synantaei
ton hgoumeno. Tou leei gia thn epithimia tou ki o hgoumenos tou apanta:

 -Entaksy, alla prwta tha prepei na peraseis 2 test . tha se baloume se ena
keli mono sou gia 3 mines kai den tha trws para mono pswmi kai nero kai tha
diabazeis tin Kaini kai palaia diathiki , na tis matheis apeksw!

- O neos symfwnise. Pernane oi 3 mines, kai episkeptetai o hgoumenos ton
nearo sto keli tou. Pragmatika eixe mathei ta panta apeksw kai anakatota

 -Mpravo, teknon mou tou leei. Twra hrthe h wra gia to 2o test. tha gditheis
entelws kai tha deseis ena koudounaki sto pouli sou. Mesa sto dwmatio, tha
mpei mia kalogria ologimni ki an to koudounaki den xtyphsei katholou, tote
tha eisai kalogeros.. . Etsi kai ginetai, kai mpainei sto dwmatio mia
kalogria, para poly omorfi , entelws gymni. To koudounaki arxizei na baraei
san trello!!!

-Dystyxws, nee mou, den mporeis na gineis kalogeros, tou leei o hgoumenos.

 -Miso lepto, leei o neos, dhladh thelete na peite oti oloi oi neoi pou
einai edw mesa kalogeroi, perasan ayto to test me epityxia? tha mou kanete
mia xarh, prin me diwksete, na mou to epibebaiwsete, gia na pistepsw ki egw.
Thelw 10 nearoi kalogeroi ki egw na katsoume gym noi sto dwma tio, na mpei
ayth h kalogria kai na doume ti tha ginei! leei o nearos.

 -Entaksy, teknon mou, apantaei o hgoumenos. Pragmatika, erxontai 10 nearoi
kalogeroi, gdynontai, gdynetai ki o nearos ypopshfios kai mpainei mesa pali
h panemorfh k alogria gymnh. Apolyth hsyxia!! Ola ta koudounakia twn
kalogerwn akounhta, ektos fysika apo tou koudounaki tou ypopshfiou pou
arxizei pali na xtypaei pera dwthe san palabo.Apo to poly to kounima kanei
mia to koudounaki lynetai kai peftei s to patwma. Tote o nearos gymnos
andras, shkwnetai kai skybei na to piasei.. Kai thn idia stigmh, egine
panikos !!! Kai ta 10 koudounakia, arxisan na xtypane san trella....

Vasilis

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