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(nil): George Stratigos (gstratig(@)freemail.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 25 Μάι 1998 - 10:07:35 EEST

Poly kalo....gia poly proxwrhmenous...:)

>>Steve was in a terrible accident at work. Oddly, however,
>> the only permanent damage done to him was that both of his ears were
>> amputated. But,because he was permanently disfigured, he settled
with
the
>> company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way.
>>
>> One day, Steve decided to invest his money in a small, but growing
>> computer business. And, after weeks of negotiations, he bought
>> the company outright.But after signing on the dotted line, he
realized
>> that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set
out
>> to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he set up
three
>> interviews.
>>
>> The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was
>> very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Steve asked him
:
>> "So you notice anything different about me?" And the gentleman
>> answered, "Why yes, I couldn't help but notice you have no ears."
>> Steve got very angry and threw him out.
>>
>> The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than
>> the first guy.But he asked her the same question : "Do you notice
>> anything different about me?" and she replied, "Well, you have no
>>ears."Steve
>> again was upset and tossed her out.
>>
>> The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was
>> with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was
smart. He
>>was
>> handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first
>> two put together. Steve was anxious, but went ahead and asked the
young
>>man
>> the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?"
And
>> to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes. You wear contact
>>lenses."
>> Steve was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young
>> man.How in the world did you know that?" The young man fell off his
>> chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard
to
>>wear
>> glasses with no fucking ears!!!"

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