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Θέμα: Neos me proswnta



(nil): Gikas Harry (hargikas(@)athina.edu.uch.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 02 Ιούν 1998 - 00:13:24 EEST

Eseis apo thn Patra 8a peirate prosfata ena mail pou dhmosieue mia
aggelia. Enas filos mou to eide kai me parakalese na balw ki egw mia dikh
(pou th dhmosieuse se mia topikh efhmerida sto Hrakleio). H aggelia:

APEGNWSMENH ANAZHTHSH SYNTROFOY
Neos 36 xronwn fsoithth tou Ma8hmatikou tmhmatos (xrwstaei gramikh Algebra
I kai ta ma8hmata tou 2ou tou 3ou kai tou 4ou etous), me polueth peira sto
tauli kai sto webserfing (to agaphmeno tou site einai http://bikini.com),
me eisodhma teleiws ane3arthto apo auton, me ka8ara rouxa (duo papoutsia
kai ena panteloni), emfanishmos (wraioteros apo ton Brant Pit sth nea tou
tainia*) kai me dunanikh proswpikothta (exei spasei tis perissoteres
bitrines tou Hrakleiou kai kagkela spitiwn, alla panta ton pianoun),

anazhta nea me entelws anti8eta proswnta. Sugkekrimena prepei na einai:

Yyos: 1.70-1.80
Baros:65,32-68.21
Matia: Galana h' prasina h' mia apoxrwsh tou maron h' tou gkri sebatalie.
Podia: 2
Muth: 1
Xeria: 2
Analogies: 80,35,80
Papoutsia 2 (39 noumero)
Oikonomikh dunatothta: Ikanh na me sunthrhsei (emena kai thn parea mou)

Ypoxrewseis: Plusimo piatwn, rouxwn, mageirema, kauarisma spitiou (ths),
tou e3oxikou (ths), ths Mercentes SLK (ashmi xrwma, sto onoma mou) kai ths
BMV Z3 (mple skouro - sto onoma mou) na phgainei ta paidia sxolio, na ta
taizei na ta 3eskatwnei, na ta plenei, na me skoupizei otan xezw kai na
mou sumparasteketai sta duskola(duskiliothta) kai ta eukola(diaroia) ths
zwhs. Na me upakouei kai na kanei oti lew. Na mou fernei tis pantofles kai
na gaugizei stou 3enous kai genika na filaei to spiti kai ton
pouts*&$^%@(*^ mou.

Dikaiwmata: mia eleu8erh kai dhmokratikh sxesh me emena.

Aithseis me e-mail: ugrads(@)csd.uch.gr
h' sth dieu8hnsh: allusers(@)ceid.upatras.gr

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