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Θέμα: crude joke



(nil): Theodore Mertzimekis (tmertzi(@)physics.rutgers.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Πεμ 04 Ιούν 1998 - 17:45:15 EEST

Sugnwmh pou den to metafrazw, alla h douleia periorizei to xrono...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and
while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The
monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some
sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the
cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just
did?"
 
The guy says, "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table, whole!", says the
bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. "He eats
everything in sight, the little bastard. I'll pay for the cue ball and
stuff."
 
He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him.
He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.
While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino
cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out, and
eats it.
 
The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?", he
asks.
 
"Now what?", responds the patron.

"Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, then pulled it out and
ate it!" says the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the patron. ever since he
swallowed that damn cue ball he measures everything first!"

-- 
Theodore J.Mertzimekis
"today your love, tomorrow the world"
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http://www.physics.rutgers.edu/~tmertzi/
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