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Θέμα: Tough Mouse



(nil): Dimitris Dimitrakoudis (dimitrakoudisd(@)usa.net)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 07 Ιούν 1998 - 16:22:52 EEST

Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at
night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
The first mouse downs a shot of scotch, slams the glass onto the bar, turns
to the second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap, I lie on my back and
set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth,
bench press it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then make off with
the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of bourbon, downs them both, slams
each glass into the bar, turns to the first mouse, and replies: "Yeah,
well when i see rat poison, I collect as much as I can, take it home, grind
it up to a powder, and add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good
buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first and second mice turn to the third mouse. He lets out a long sigh
and says to the first tow, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta
go home and fuck the cat."

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