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Θέμα: To ptwma



(nil): Guile (me00168(@)cc.uoi.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 12 Ιούν 1998 - 16:32:47 EEST

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H oli istoria ksekinaei me ti nekrofora na pigainei mes ta
agria mesanyxta gia paradosi.To koraki ta exei psylotsouksei
kai etsi den mporei na kentraei to dromo. Se kapoia strofi tou
petaei kolo to oxima kai petagete eksw to feretro kai eksw apo
ayto to ptwma. Stamataei o nekrothaftis alla mesa sto methisi tou
den vlepei oti lipei to periexomeno, to klini kai to vazei pisw
kai ksekinaei.
   Meta apo ligo apo to simeio pernaei mia ntalika kai o ntalikeris
katalavainei oti kati patise. Stamataei kai ti na dei ena ptwma
me mia rodia sti mesi.
" Oxi re pousti to malaka pou pige na koimithei kai twra ante na
eksigiseis stous mpatsous pws egine, de gamietai tha to petaksw sto gremo
kai oute tha mathei kaneis ti egine".
    Eixe eidi arxisei na ksimerwnei kai kanei tin emfanisi kai enas
kynigos. To skili tou exei entopisei kati pisw apo to thamno, opwte "mpam
mooum" tis poutanas. Pigainei o kynigos pisw apo to thamno kai ti na dei ena
ptwma . "Oxi re gamwto sourotiri ton ekana" Alla mesa ston paniko tou kai
aytos gia na swsei to tomari tou to petaei sti thalassa gia na eksafanisei
kathe ixnos.
   Mesimeraki loipon twra kai o neoploutos me to koteraki tou kai ti
gomenitsa dipla kanei tin krouaziera tou. Ksafnika h mixani stamataei
pigainei prws ti propela kai vlepei to ptwma karfwmeno stin propela. To
anevazei grigora epanw. "Xriste mou ti ekana k.t.l" kai vazei sto foul tis
mixanes trexei sto limani kai apo ekei ton pigainei sfaira sto nosokomeio.
Ton analamvanoun etsi oi empeiroi giatroi.
Meta apo kana 2 lepto vgainei loipon o giatros.
O neos twn rwtaei " Giatre ti egine"
kai o doctor " Pente leptakia pio nwris na ton fernate kai tha
ton eixame swsei!!"
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Vasilis

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