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Θέμα: Real Microsoft Problem



(nil): Theodossiou Denis (denis.theodossiou(@)bigfoot.com)
Ημερομηνία: Κυρ 14 Ιούν 1998 - 13:57:47 EEST

Sas metaferw to teleytaio margaritari ths M$....
(to Viagra to kserete oloi, etsi ???? Edw exei eksafanistei - fhmes lene
gia kati epidromes apo kati podosfairistes me kitrina-prasina en opsei WC
[world cup etsi?] ...)

> It seems that Bill Gates anticipated Viagra's success, but also one of
> its drawbacks. With the childproof caps, you really need to be able to
> follow directions to get it open.
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> To learn more about the problem, you need to be running Word 97 (or Word
> 98 if you're on a Mac). In Microsoft Word, follow these instructions:
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> 1. Open a new document;
> 2. Type "Unable to follow directions" (without the quotes);
> 3. Highlight the entire sentence you just typed;
> 4. Click on Tools, then Thesaurus (or press shift-F7 as a shortcut).
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> NOTE: If you have Word, try it before reading the next part, as this will
> spoil the surprise.
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>It suggests "Unable to have an erection".
 
Zhtw h M$ !!!!!!

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