(nil): Theodore Mertzimekis (tmertzi(@)physics.rutgers.edu)
Ημερομηνία: Τρι 16 Ιουν 1998 - 20:27:13 EEST

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Elpizw na sas aresei. Margaritaria apo amerikanikes efhmerides...

The following are actual excerpts from classified ads in city
newspapers:

      - Illiterate? Write today for free help.
 
      - Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,
you'll
      never go anywhere again.
 
      - Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard,
meals,
      and smacks included. (Sounds like your Mom, huh?)
 
      - Dog for sale: eats anything and is very fond of children.
 
      - Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to
travel.
 
      - Stock up and save. Limit: one.

      - Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.
 
      - Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for
      efficient beating.
 
      - Dinner special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children
      $2.00
 
      - For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and
large
      drawers.
 
      - Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra
pair
      to take home, too.
 
      - We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully
by
      hand.
 
      - Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
 
      - Vacation special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
      "ZAP" does the job in 24 hours.
 
      - Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates.
      Automatically burns toast.
 
      - For rent: 6-room hated apartment.
 
      - Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
 
      - Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
 
      - Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
 
      - Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
 
      - And now, the superstore unequaled in size, unmatched in variety,
      unrivaled inconvenience.

-- 
Theodore J.Mertzimekis
"today your love, tomorrow the world"
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