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Θέμα: To liontari kai o lagos



(nil): steelheart(@)altavista.net
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 20 Ιούν 1998 - 21:21:03 EEST

To prwto anekdoto pou stelnw sth lista. Exei kai kamia brisia mesa alla.. anekdoto einai! :) Exei ws ekshs:

Htan mia fora to liontari kai den eixe ti na kanei. Ka0ws proxwrouse bariesthmena blepei to lago skarfalwmeno s' ena dentro. Tou leei:

-Ei lage, ela ligo katw re sy na paiksoume kanena tabli.

-Oooxi, xazos eimai, esy 0a me fas.

-Oxi sovara sou milaw, de se trww bariemai apla kai thelw ligo parea, ela katw.

-Apokleietai. Ektos an kaneis kati...

-Ti;

-Na deseis ta xeria sou sto dentro. Tote tha katebw.

E, ti na kanei to liontari, den mporouse na kanei diaforetika, pe0aine apo th baremara... ta denei. Katebainei katw loipon o lagos kai opws htan to liontari demeno, to... presarei kanonika apo pisw kai ginetai... lagos!

-THA TON SKISW! THA TON KATHARISW! fwnaze to liontari etsi opws htan demeno, alla den mporouse na kanei tipota.

Perase o kairos, to gegonos, ksexasthke. Kapote pali to liontari bariotane kai perpatouse mono tou sto dasos. Se mia fash blepei pali to lago s' ena dentro.

-Ei lage, ela ligo katw re sy na paiksoume.

-Apokleietai, me kamia kybernhsh, meta ap' auto pou sou' kana den to riskarw.

-Ela re sy perasmena ksexasmena, de sou kanw tipota. Kateba katw, ela.

-Tha katebw mono an deseis ta xeria kai ta podia sou sto dentro.

E, ti na kanei to liontari, pali pethaaine ths baremaras... to kanei. Katebainei loipon ki o lagos katw. Me to pou ftanei sto edafos arxizei na tremei... san na tourtourize apo kryo.

-Giati tremeis toso, toso poly me fovasai? ton rwtaei to liontari.

-Oxi... tremw apo kavla!!!!!

Tha akolou0hsoun ki alla :)
Steelheart

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just like witches at black masses
evil minds that plot destruction
sorcerers of death's construction
in the fields the bodies burning
as the war machine keeps turning
death and hatred to mankind
poisoning their brainwashed minds
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