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Θέμα: Made in Germany



(nil): Stalidou Alexandra (stalex(@)cryogen.com)
Ημερομηνία: Δευ 06 Ιούλ 1998 - 15:30:46 EEST

Merika germanika akomh.
Dustuxws gia ton Schroeder den 3erw kanena. An omws akousw....

Paei enas Skinhead gia na tou kanoun tatouaz kai leei ston eidiko:
"8elw na mou kaneis tatouaz ton agkulwto stauro ston kwlo mou" (sugnwmh gia
thn ekfrash)
Kai tou leei kai o eidikos: "Wraia, bgale prwta to kranos!"

O Kohl se enan anergo arxitektona: "An den hmoun kagkelarios, 8a extiza
spitia."
Kai o arxitektonas ston Kohl: "An den hsaste kagkelarios, 8a extiza ki egw
spitia."

O Helmut Kohl fhmizetai gia ta "aptaista" agglika tou.
Einai loipon o Kohl, h Thatcher kai o Reagan (ligo palio, alla den peirazei)
kai petane gia th Moska gia diapragmateuseis me ton Brezniew gia thn
pagkosmia
eirhnh. To aeroplano omws peftei se xiono8uella panw apo thn Polwnia ki etsi
ftanoun sth Mosxa me 2 wres ka8usterhsh. Gia na dikaiologhsei thn
ka8usterhsh,
leei o Reagan ston Brechniew:
"I'm so sorry, because we're late"
Leei kai h Thatcher: "I'm sorry, too."
Kai leei kai o Kohl: "I'm sorry three."

O Kohl kanei bolta sthn agora ths Bonnhs mazi me ton upourgo oikonomikwn
Theo
Waigel.
Se mia bitrina kontosteketai kai leei ston Waigel: "Koita Theo ti fthna pou
einai ta rouxa! Panteloni 20 marka(x170draxmes=3400drx.), paltw 25
marka(~4250drx.), oloklhro kostoumi 50 marka(~8500drx.). H oikonimokh mas
politikh petuxe."
Tou Waigel tou exoun pesei ta mallia. Leei omws eugenika:
"Kagkelarie mou, auth einai h bitrina enos ka8aristhriou!"

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