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Θέμα: Windows 98 Recall!



(nil): George Anagnostopoulos (firefly(@)hol.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Παρ 31 Ιούλ 1998 - 20:51:53 EEST

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the West Virginia edition
of Windows 98 may have accidentally been shipped outside West Virginia. If
you have one of the West Virginia editions you may need some help
understanding the commands. The West Virginia edtion may be recognized by
looking at the opening screen. It reads WINDERS 98 with a background
picture of General Lee superimposed on a Confederate flag. It is shipped
with a Daisy Duke screen saver. Also note:

The Recycle Bin is labeled Outhouse
My Computer is called This Infernal Contraption
Dialup Networking is called Good Ol' Boys
Control Panel is known as the Dern Dashboard
Hard Drive is referred to as Four Wheel Drive
Floppies are them little ole plastic disc thangs.
And instead of an error message, you get a winder covered with a garbage
bag and duct tape.

Other features:
OK = ats aww-right
cancel = hail no
reset = awa shoot
yes D shore
no = naaaaa
find = hunt-fer it
go to = over yonder
help = hep me out here
stop = ternit off
start = crank it up
settings = sittins
programs = stuff at does stuff
documents = stuff I done done

Also note that winders 98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation
marks.

Some programs that are exclusive to WINDERS 98:
tiperiter = a word processor
colering book = a graphics program
addin mershene = calculator
scratch paper = notepad
jupe-box = CD player
inner-net = microsoft explorer
pichers = a graphics viewer
IRS = M/S accounting software
IRS2 = M/S accounting sofware with hidden files
coon dog = American Kennel Club records
fishin = Bass Anglers Sportsman Society records
NRA = National Rifle Association
shot gun = Remington arms price list
riffel = Winchester price list
pisstel = Smith and Wesson price list
truck = Ford and Chevrolet dealers in Kentucky by zip code
house = nearest mobile home repair service by zip code
car = same as truck
cuzzins = family history (usuall a 3 meg file)
tax records = usually an empty file
shells ammunition inventory (another 3 meg file)
bud = list of Budweiser sellers by zip code
racin = NASCAR racing schedule includes a list of tv stations that carry
the races
car n truck parts = nearest junk yard by zip code
doc = vetrinarians by zip code

We regret any inconvenience it may have cause if you received a copy of the
West Virginia edition. You may return it to Micrsosoft for a replacement
version.

-- 
G. Anagnostopoulos
    My life is a cartoon! * BA Business Studies, Uni of Glamorgan
    Old age is when a broad mind and a narrow waist trade places.
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