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Θέμα: DANCING



(nil): leda (electra(@)the.forthnet.gr)
Ημερομηνία: Σαβ 08 Αύγ 1998 - 12:51:13 EEST

Two Jewish Orthodox young men preparing for marriage are sent over to
meet
with the orthodox rabbi OF THE BRIDE for their final session. The rabbi
asks if they have any final questions.
  
The man asks, "Is it true that men and women don't dance together?"
"Yes," says the rabbi, "For modesty reasons, men and women dance
separately."
  
"So I can't dance with my own wife?"
"No."
  
"Well, okay," says the man,"but what about sex?"

"Fine," says the rabbi. "A positive commandment within marriage!"
 
"What about different positions?" the man asks.
"No problem," says the rabbi.
 
"Woman on top?" the man asks.
"Why not?" replies the rabbi.
 
"How about doggie-style?"
"Of course!"
 
"Well, what about standing up?"
"NO!" says the rabbi. "Peolpe could think you might be dancing!"

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